its the most wonderful time of the year parody

this is a project for school....thought i'll put it on here to see if anyone likes it

It's the most depressing time of the year
With the kids being naughty

And everyone yelling at you to get off your rear
It's the most depressing time of the year

It's the unh-unhappiest season of all
With those awful holiday greetings and horrid happy meetings
When no friends come to call
It's the unh-unhappiest season of all

There'll be no parties for hosting
zero Marshmallows for toasting

jack Daniels for depression

some cocaine for addiction

And getting frostbite out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of the
Christmases long, long ago

It's the most depressing time of the year
There'll be no mistltoeing
And hearts will be stopping
When love ones are gone
It's the most depressing time of the year

There'll be no parties for hosting
zero Marshmallows for toasting

jack Daniels for depression

some cocaine for addiction
And getting frostbite out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of the
Christmases long, long ago

It's the most depressing time of the year
There'll be no mistltoeing
And hearts will be stopping
When love ones are gone

and disappointment all around

It's the most depressing time
Yes the most depressing time
Oh the most depressing time
Of the year

(bah humbug to all and to all go home)