she threw a baby carrot at me;

laughed hysterically.

i thought her eyeballs would burst from their sockets,

or she'd shit her pants.

i shouldn't have threatened to gouge her eyes out with a pencil.

dig a narrow trench into her encephalon.

instead,

dana's here.

gazing at a wall.

intimidated by paint chips.

dumb bitch shouldn't have thrown a carrot.