PLS NO

A Screenplay by versaceking

PLS NO

'PLS NO'

characters:
-bkw aka gaylord aka cool dude aka beKwith aka ugly
-lhm aka keith urban aka hammy aka beautiful boy aka shaggy
-srh aka srer aka !!!rah aka temptreSs aka sezza K
-clm aka versace king

SCENE ONE:

[bkw picks up clm, lhm and srh, and they all go to KFC]

BKW: wow guys i think i'm gay

SRH: wow man

LHM: wow man

CLM: wow man

[they all share looks of confusion, and clm pouts and licks his lips]

CLM: ooo srer

SRH: ooo killem

BKW: *inaudibile spanish*

LHM: *unrelenting screams, whilst rocking back and forth in the back seat*

SCENE TWO:

[clm spies with his eye a rambunctious wench, and continues to wind down the window and turn the music up slightly]

CLM: ay yai yai, dios mios

LHM: kiss kiss? *kiss noises*

SRH: pLSs nOOO

BKW: *broken english, due to his sudden contraction of AIDS*

CLM: wow man are you okay?

BKW: yeah man this happens to me all the time

CLM: aah

SRH: hahaAaa RKKD

LHM: haha, KOBE *insert fb sticker*

SCENE THREE:

[they're at a nightclub- revolver upstairs, tony B and doobei have joined them]

TONY: f**k, cal, have i ever told you i'm an omelette?

CLM: nah man, never. hey tony I think we're going to circus

TONY: f**k yeah man *bumps K*

[5 minutes later]

CLM: hey man we're not going to circus

TONY: s**t, hey man, i'm an omelette

[lhm is finna killing it, doobei is dancing like robocop, srh has sunk into the couch, and bkw is doing the gay samba]

fin