Karen, What I like about you.

This is about my crazy best friend.

I like the way you made a song about your wiener dog

and you sing it on demand at parties

with absolutely no embarrassment

 

Wannie oh wannie

You look like my granny

You smell like my panties

oh Wannie

 

I like that you are the shortest person I know

but you stand the tallest

and drive the biggest truck

 

I like the way you uncovered your birds

and said "goodmorning fuckers"

when Andy died

 

Wannie oh wannie

You look like my granny

You smell like my panties

oh Wannie

 

I like the way there is absolutely no filter

between your brain and mouth

and you don't even have to be drinking

 

I like the way that no matter how bad my tragedy is

you make a joke out of it

and I laugh

 

Wannie oh Wannie

You look at my granny

You smell like my panties

oh Wannie

 

I like the way no matter what I tell you

It's always the best idea you ever heard

and you support me

 

I like the way no matter how bad it gets

you land on your feet

and you never ever quit

 

I don't like it so much when you touch wannies wiener

that's gross

and I still love you

 

 

 

Reviews

[Dorchadas]

I absolutely love this Vonnette... the sincerity of your words mixed with the humour is so touching... It reminds me of a friend I have... and just made me laugh out loud.
How lucky you are to have a friend like this, that you care so much about her to write this poem, but that in itself means she's even luckier to have you =)

[Lorna Hutchison]

This is so human and touching. Whoever you wrote this for, they are lucky to have a friend who recognises all their endearing qualities. Thank you, I enjoyed it!

[Angel's Lady]

Funny, touching, and what a wonderfully delightful tribute to a friend...Good job!

[Legion]

Strange ending. LOL Good poem though. Hope that person appreciates it.