(24) Vote For Me

Politicians will say anything for your vote.

I promise to do my best
To keep your taxes low
To always level inflation
To look good in your eyes
And to keep my fingers crossed
So come and vote for me
Because I don't really care about you
I will kiss all the babies
Wear a false smile on my face
I will screw all the pretty babes
Spend public money all on myself
Go to all the newest sex clubs
So come and vote for me
You know you really want to
I will be the one in power and money
And when you are eating fish and chips
I will be having caviar and steak
In the most expensive restaurant
Paid for by the public expenses
So when you are suffering
In poverty from my mistakes
You will wish you never voted for me
And I will be laughing at you


A message from the A.P.P (Any Political Party)

copyright
Chris Smith 2010

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

This is probably quite true. Of many politicians, it is certainly so. They'll say whatever it takes to get your vote, but then they forget about you.

[White Ink]

Ironic huh! but sadly I guess that's how things go.. nice one again!

[OT]

haha how true this is! observational and satirical! nice!

[Kiri Nells]

So true, so true. When will there be a genuinely good politician? Great write!