The Puggy Wuggy

‘I luv my little puggy.’

I’d often would I say.

‘Luvvy luvvy puggy-

Forever and a day.’

‘I luv him til my armpits-

I luv him til my nose,

I luv him til my balding hair

Should fall between my toes.’

 I watch him sit and little beg,

Awaggie tail and bark.

‘Gud boy,’ said I with booty seg,

Then kicked him for a lark.

I luv my little puggy,

But now he’s underground.

Luvvy luvvy puggy

He barks but has no sound.