Personal Fiber, Overblown Egos, Heavy Crap

Personal Fiber

Water Overcomes Almost all constipation;

Never grasping Anything it Needs no Opening!

This is the Benefit of consuming water and fiber,

S**t then requires No action!

And, there is benefit without Action,

Yet few possess the Personal fiber,

To do s**t without Doing Squat!

Overblown Egos

Health or education: which Is more Important?

Health or possessions: which is more Worthwhile?

Profit or Loss: which is more troublesome?

Overblown Egos can become overrated,

Meddling in the affairs of all others,

When others wish they would stop.

Having a brain Fart toddlers stop,

Plopping adorably on their butts,

Most charming of overblown egos.

Heavy Crap

Obligingly the Perfect Crap would always,

Leave everybody's butts alone!

A lot of crap, is an Awful Mess,

That never Cleans up that easily!

Heavier crap means Varied things,

Tossing out Stinkier Crap, for fresh,

Around here we always toss it uphill,

The smell's just worse the higher you go,

Collective sighs of relief from those down below!