randomosity 5A Poem by wyrd
when history happened, it happened fast.
the gods ate small children. It wasn’t that these celestial highness’s gained extraordinary powers or insights from the experience--small people simply tasted good.
you know how it is with gods. They're distant, judgmental, over-emtitled and demand a constant stream of tribute.
even though they might not eat meat every day, when they do, they should eat the good stuff.
of course the power that comes from the blood of unbaptized infants is only good in months without an "r" in them
God Bless Right wing Christian families.
Relativity is special
I chop up my own meat the old fashioned way
it's bad enough being damned, indigestion I dont need
Meeting the Almighty takes hallucinatory talent and training
we do need certain amount of irrationality to live in an irrational world
beef cattle the size of small dogs will be grazed in the average man's back yard and eating especially thick grass and producing especially tender steaks. (science digest your life in 1985, 1955 ed)
Symphorophilla: Someone who is sexually aroused by accidents or catastrophes
Adrián Skippy Purkart captured a queen ant being ravaged by a swarm of males while having her brain sucked out of her head by a spider
sensible and responsible women dont want to vote (Grover cleveland 1905)
she is psychologically challenged by all she sees, and while that might evoke ambition in a more scholastic mind, in her it forges only trenchant bewilderment and scorn.
She has wonderful eyebrows
I bet she does,
I bet strong men faint when they see her eyebrows
What does your tear taste like?
he is a "nice person" who trained himself to stamp out all emotions
"I'm a nice person. Hand me that AK-47."
"No one lives long enough to have a future,
"They're born with their pasts lain out before them."
pissy existentialism is really what makes the b*****d such a cheap thrill- there's something wrong with the way we conceptualise the continuum of male sexuality
America’s, whose prison population of 743 per 100,000 is the highest in the world,
americans are addicted to revenge.
In a "for profit" system it is in the best interest of the private companies to incarcerate people
“we’re embarrassed by what occurred, though we’re not sure, exactly what it is.
mollusks getting bred in the Rhine.
not much in the way of sex, but there is a clairvoyant and a clown, plus quite a bit of cheese
Opposition is one of the simplest and most recognizable forms of collaboration.
© 2012 wyrd
Added on April 20, 2012
Last Updated on April 20, 2012
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