Myself

The one most feared question in life is this

"So tell me a little bit about yourself?"

Well see, that's the thing though...

there's nothing little about myself.

Everything is important to me, 

and when they say tell me a little

bit about yourself, I end up

writing a paragraph.

Their response back to me is,

"You call that a little?"

"Well yeah of course I do,

is that not little to you?"

See, the problem with me is

everything is complex.

There is nothing little or 

simple about me at all.

If you ask me to tell about myself

well just be expected to get a short novel.

I'm a whole bunch of things...crazy, fun, short,

weird, compassionate, loyal, determined,

charismatic, intelligent, dorky, bitchy,

confident, courageous, enthusiastic, etc.

You name almost any positive word you 

can possibly think of, and I'm pretty much

all of those...well that is until you piss me off.

I can't tell a little bit about myself, because

there is nothing little to tell, everything is

always big and in depth with me.

I'm a very intellectual, and spiritual person

and I enjoy getting to know people...

not just a little bit about them,

but everything, that way I can comprehend

and understand why they're the person they

are today. 

So just please, whoever you are and whatever

you do don't ask me to explain a little bit

about myself for I, will go on for an eternity 

about who I am, where I come from, why

I make the choices I do, and why I'm happy 

with who I am.

So unless you truly want to know everything

about me, I warn you now...do not ask. 

So remember this the next time you ask

someone to tell a little bit about themselves. 

Reviews

[A. Amos]

Now this was really interesting and while reading this piece, few places I smile and at some I appreciate your wisdom. Good work and I totally agree on subject:)