Joy to be the undertaker

No one knows the thoughts in this head
Or when it was I began to romance the dead
Each corpse met is lovelier than the last
Through my hands their mortality is cast
Greetings from the head of that noble family
Wretched queens orders weigh small shoulders heavily
Before I guide you on your path...
...you know payments a first rate laugh
A snicker, a chortle, a giggle, and guffaw
Such sounds, musical and glorious, leave me in awe
As new humorous tales are gradually unfurled
My need is nurtured, more laughter in this world
Prepared for you, my specially tailored coffin
It's care and embellishment is nothing to be lost in
Such great joy to be the undertaker
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