Please

Please

A Chapter by Dr YumnaKay
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Experimenting with words..

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Please.

It has many forms and ways to be delivered and each has a different effect based on situations.

I'm pleased to meet you.

I'm very hard to please.

How will you please me?

Will you please shut up?

One can easily distinguish, it can be used seductively as well as a retort, as a sign of arrogance or as in the first example, etiquettes.



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Author's Note

Dr YumnaKay
No, I'm not an English teacher and definitely not trying to teach lol. Just thought English is a funny language :p

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i have read that English is one of the harder languages to learn...we have many rules and just as many exceptions to the rules ;{ but its these nuances you are talking about that give poets wonderful opportunity to create double antandre', sarcasm and humor ... how about this one Puuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrdyplease ... (poetic licence makes that one word) :)))))
E.

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr YumnaKay

2 Months Ago

And I abs agree ;) As a non native speaker, I find I can never get enough of this language and still.. read more
Einstein Noodle

2 Months Ago

i like that you have opened up such a discussion .. its the perfect place for it ..Merry Christmas m.. read more
Dr YumnaKay

2 Months Ago

Aye, WC is a great place and a lovely experience for me 😊
Merry Christmas to you too 😀.. read more



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FIN
English is a very beautiful language offering one many (if not infinite) possibilities of expression.

I adore it.

I am also fond of, Japanese. The sounds are just wondrous.

This written piece has much to teach one in the form of context. You've done well with sharing it, even if it was only as a simple expression of your amusement.

Thank you.

Much love,

LR

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

Thank you, LR! I agree! Funny was intended as adoring because I literally swim in English the whole .. read more
FIN

1 Year Ago

Always.

Much love,

LR
English is a funny language. It's also an extremely complex language. Sometimes it seems like there are an infinite amount of English words with multiple definitions and connotations. Most people who speak British English or American English don't realize how truly complex it really is.

This was a somewhat funny compilation of phrases and you really pointed out a number of complexities and contradictions regarding the English language.

This was pleasantly amusing, My Fellow Traveler. :)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

Thank you so much, Lovecraft! That's what happens when a mind is bores af lol 😛
Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

*bored 😛😂
I like how you like to explore the language.
I am not being crude but for me the most versatile word in the English language is F*ck !!
It can replace almost any word in everyday conversation (and does in the USA, Ireland and the UK).
It's versatility can be demonstrated in this 'visual' list Yumna
http://uberhumor.com/a-tribute-to-the-word-f**k-30-pictures

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

Did I? I thought I came here normal lol but yes wanting to become wild 😛
And that won't ha.. read more
Tony Jordan

1 Year Ago

Oooh... b***h lol.
Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

💤💤💤💤💤💤
Every language has its own nuances. All amusing when you think about it.
Nicely written.

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

I agree! Thank you for adding your thoughts here, Shabeeh! I appreciate it ☺
English is supposedly one of the hardest languages to learn lol cause we have so many rules yet so many exceptions as well, its crazy and ridiculous, haha you captured it perfectly here too! :)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kesha

1 Year Ago

Well you are a genius ;) hehe.

You are very welcome, I quite enjoy your writing
Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

Hahah not genius just too free these days lol
And thank you for appreciating my crazy writing.. read more
Kesha

1 Year Ago

Haha you are welcome :)
This one should be in a collection of "Play with Words" or "Have Fun with English!". This is something that a lot of people know, but few bother to write it down - and even fewer can express it in a playful way :)

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

I find the adding writing section on this site pretty much limited in regard with type. It's either .. read more
Hehhehe... I like this..

Very playful!

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

Thank you! I find the whole language playful lol.
Farmgirl

1 Year Ago

Yes it can be ... lol
I agree. A wonderful word with so many meaning. Please is a word attempting to rise a dead place or emotion. Thank you for sharing the amazing words and thoughts.
Coyote

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

Thank you! I find with each passing day, adding to my knowledge..
Coyote Poetry

1 Year Ago

Knowledge is never-ending and you are welcome dear Poet.
Hahaha no doubt about that. English is very mush so a funny and tricky lanuage

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

JayDee

1 Year Ago

much**

Mistake...whoops...
Dr YumnaKay

1 Year Ago

Thank you for your thoughts here :) There is so much more to this language than I know lol :p
JayDee

1 Year Ago

PLeasure. hahaha you and me both

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