A Bumpy Dump (Limerick)

Warning - mature content. lol

There was once a man named Billy,
proposed to a girl called Lily. 
He knelt onto his knee,
bumping down his long 'key';
then, Lily dumped her poor Billy.

Author's Note

Sorry if someone got offended by this. I've always thought of the traditional marriage proposal thingy as hilarious ;P

Reviews

[barleygirl]

To me, when writing has only a playful hint of sexy ideas, it does not deserve to be hidden away with the official website "warning" about adult content. I've had 18-year-olds ask me to un-protect my writing with a hint of sexy, so they can enjoy it too. Why not!?!?! (I think about what I was doing at age 18 or so!) Your poem has the perfect amount of fun in a sexy vein. I guess bigger might not be better in all cases! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

[Dr. YumnaKay]

Almost none of my writings here are rated mature but since I thought this was mildly offensive, putting a warning in the description seemed better ;)
Haha and I always thought it should be bigger and thicker for a 'good effect' 😂
Thank you so much for the fun review, BG! Always makes me smile. 💜

[Chris Shaw]

Funny Dr Y. No lack of humour here :))

Chris

[Dr. YumnaKay]

:D thank you, Christine! I'm glad you think so (:

[Wild Rose]

Agree > we just got engaged then told them

[Dr. YumnaKay]

That seems practical ;)
thank you for reading, WR :)

[Neville]

Brilliant.. and if anyone wants to stick their hand up and claim to be offended, I would willingly chop their locks and keys off...... N

[Dr. YumnaKay]

haha well I need not fear now since I have you as my guardian angel ;)
Thank you so much for appreciating this one, Neville. Your review made me laugh :D

[Neville]

a win win then my friend.... N

[Richard🖌]

Um?
He must've had a very long "key", which should have made her select, not reject … LOLOL!
Another goodie, and I love the caption, Doc!
Vulgar? I don't think so. That's a nasty word … maybe, mature or adult fun, but not vulgar in the least.
Oh, I dunno … there is something rather humble and chivalrous about kneeling before one's hopeful betrothed … sort of like a tenderly romantic plea to be accepted.

You're becoming quite the accomplished limericker, Yumna, and I love it! ⁓ Richard : )

[Dr. YumnaKay]

:D hahaha yeah I get the idea, the longer the better but lol 😂
Ah you know what, in my part of the world, unmarried girls like me aren't supposed to talk about this stuff, much less write about it even in a humurous way, I'd be damned 😶😛 so it's vulgar in context with the Eastern standards, but of course not in your part of the world ;)

:D thank you so much for appreciating and your helpful insight, Richard! Made me smile 😊💜

[Richard🖌]

Well, not withstanding cultures, sex is the universal language we all speak … some are just more naturally comfortable with it than others, let's say.
You seem to be quite liberal, open, and healthy-minded, which (to me) is a good, fun, more congenially enjoyable way to be. ; )
You make helping you a sheer pleasure, Yumna.😊

[LazerRays]

Bumped his key? Hahahaa! Poor Billy! How embarrassing! I agree with you, traditional propasal is a bit ridiculous. Nice limerick!
Love, Saree (Sarah)

[Dr. YumnaKay]

;P I meant 'key' as in dick 😉😂 glad you agree too! thanks so much for appreciating :))

[LazerRays]

I knew what it meant silly! My comment revolved around that ;)
Besides, I'm American. We have dirty minds rememberrrrr? LOTI.
Love, Sarah/Saree

[Dr. YumnaKay]

Hah sorry I forgot how dirty Americans can be 😜😂

[LazerRays]

Haha! Our music is a great example! It's either about sex, drugs or hating on someone now. Where's the avril lavignes when you need them?

[Dr. YumnaKay]

Hm oh, there might be some good singers, at least those that I've heard so far 😉😎

[LazerRays]

Oh, the most popular female singers in America are all (sorry) singing about being s****y, drugs or like I said, hating someone. Ariana grande, Kesha, lady gaga, nicki minaj, Taylor swift, Katy perry, britney spears, and even the male singers!
Nick Jonas, Justin bieber (ew) and so forth!

[Dr. YumnaKay]

heyy I like Ariana Grande and Katy Perry! ;P

[LazerRays]

You're probably so mad you could "roar" but I don't feel bad because i got "no tears left to cry,"read moreYou're probably so mad you could "roar" but I don't feel bad because i got "no tears left to cry,"
Sorry ;)
I have a "problem" with people not agreeing with my "teenage dream"
Ok? I could make puns until "Friday night" but I'm not that "into you"

[Dr. YumnaKay]

A verbal punch is on your way now! Stop before I cry lool that never happens! Your puns deflected over me, I have a really thick skull hahahah