My extraterrestrial testicle

Oh, my dearest testicle,

I find myself profoundly non-lexical,

Why do you glow and develop the 'shakes'?

When I approach various cakes

 

Testicle, thou art most perplexing,

Thy mystery is quite simply vexing,

Do you miss your homeland?

Are there beaches of blue satin sands?

 

And Now, alas, its time to say:

Goodbye and come another day,

The mothership calls for your testicular presence

...maybe this joint is affecting my sense...

Author's Note

A tribute to Jack Raine and the 3 grams of dutch grass that we so elegantly consumed in order to create some wonderful banter :)

Reviews

[Callista-Jade]

haha nice one!

[£15 + A S**t BJ]

hahahaha :') beautiful