.Mary-Kate : Writing

Breath Mints

Breath Mints

A Story by .Mary-Kate


When I told her that I had never kissed a girl, she said it was her civil duty to show me what it felt like. “I just had lunch,&rd..
My Dog is Neither

My Dog is Neither

A Story by .Mary-Kate


I usually write happy stuff.
Queen of Undiscovery

Queen of Undiscovery

A Poem by .Mary-Kate


Children's poem. Pretty, ain't it?
Releasing Maria

Releasing Maria

A Story by .Mary-Kate


Releasing Maria into civilization proved to be more difficult than I had originally imagined. Any progress I thought we made last night had dissolved..
Hat People

Hat People

A Story by .Mary-Kate


This is an awful first submission.