Crazy Cat Man : Writing

Never Ask

Never Ask

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


you should never ask a woman these questions when you're on a date
Edward Cullen Is...

Edward Cullen Is...

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem about how shallow teens are becoming
Hello Little Niece

Hello Little Niece

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem about my upcoming first niece.
Age Is A Number

Age Is A Number

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


the poem says it all :P
Teenage Days

Teenage Days

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem inspired by the teeny boppers on this website and it reminded me of my own teenage years.
Safe Sex

Safe Sex

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem about safe sex :P be careful kids
Dude, You're Old

Dude, You're Old

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A poem about old guys trying to hit on young girls and they got no game.
Tribute to Nathan P

Tribute to Nathan P

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


this poem is a tribute to the great NY poet Nathan P. He's a legend
The 3rd Date Rule

The 3rd Date Rule

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


A nice lady friend of mine did not know about the 3rd date rule. But I had to let her know that a lot of guys expect sex after the 3rd date. Enjoy the..
Attractive Mess

Attractive Mess

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man


based on a lady friend who keeps going out with Christian men but they are totally messed up. She finally admitted that she's attracted to their looks..