Christopher Norton

Subtlety is not my style. How can I describe myself without sounding self-indulgent? I could say something dark and clever but the truth is, I'm an uneducated, high school dropout who has never done anything good with my life. I don't read as much as I would like. I'm lazy. I hate most people. I am a whiny, self indulgent, prick who wants everything my way. Writing is my way of redeeming, maybe justifying the long list of bad choices I've made. Think what you want.