ODD Bloke
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A Tale of the woodland Creep.A Story by ODD BlokeThis tale is a true story, detailing the activities of a dirty flea ridden tramp, who although lived in a flat in cannock wood, also spent most of the.. |
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A Time Of Christmas CheerA Poem by ODD BlokeThe christmas lights are twinkling brightA Winterwonderland so clearShine in the trees the many lightsWith lots of festive cheerSantas sleigh can see .. |
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A Diary of a bearded TrampA Story by ODD BlokeOnce upon a time many months ago, Cannock Chase heathland was extremely barron and deserlate. Near the Old Stone Boulder that has been there since tim.. |
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A new girl to tryA Story by ODD BlokeOne dark cold. Night the local. Tramp met up with a girl. Up the local woods between 9.30 and 10pm. He said to the girl she was going to have a great .. |
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The escapeeA Poem by ODD BlokeIn a wood far away The dirty tramp escaped one day He got out of the stairwell door And through a tunnel underneath the floor A fire exit was th.. |
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The plucked sausageA Poem by ODD BlokeSimon the sausage wandered the street Wondering which girls mouths he would. Meet Plucked like a chicken all skinny and dry The girls. Often asked .. |
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The chicken nugget boxesA Poem by ODD BlokeInside the maccy donalds shop The chap came in in such a strop Demanded 60 nuggets now The staff all wondered what where how Was he going to eat.. |
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The big carrotA Poem by ODD BlokeThe big Mr carrotLay on the bed tonightHis roots in his crotchHaving a nice pullRelieving his urgesAs Mrs carrot comes homeTo have a good pleasuringOn.. |
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Pink nintendoA Poem by ODD BlokeThe pink. Nintendo went for. A walk To. Another old. Chaps house Kept. Underneath the pillows case Like a silent little mouse Ready to. Flog. Anot.. |
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The busted televisionA Poem by ODD BlokeThe Samsung Tele gave up the ghostWhen the dirty tramp was eating toastOnly this story isn't all it seemsAs the owner had a programme of dreamsHe want.. |
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