Oscar Blomqvist : Writing

Chapter 1 - A pig, a cow, an Östervalla resident

Chapter 1 - A pig, a cow, an Östervalla resid..

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


During his first couple of years in school, Oscar realizes that things may not turn out quite as he had hoped when it comes to making friends.
Chapter 2 - How To Be A Gubbe

Chapter 2 - How To Be A Gubbe

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


Mikael-the-supplies-guy was a no-nonsense kind of guy. "Hey Mikael, do you have any tape?" "Do they eat rice in China?" Okay, maybe he was a bit xen..
Chapter 3 – To Call A Spade A Spatula

Chapter 3 – To Call A Spade A Spatula

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


I was told to “Go pick on someone my own size.” The only problem was that if they did that, I would never have had to straddle their torso..
Chapter 4 - I Like The Way Your Boy Plays The Game

Chapter 4 - I Like The Way Your Boy Plays The Game

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


“Hey, I like the way your boy plays the game,” they would say right after I plowed their firstborn into a wall.
Chapter 5 - Dryhumping On An Air Mattress

Chapter 5 - Dryhumping On An Air Mattress

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


It took Mikael approximately two seconds after the ball was once more in play, to scream “F**k him, f**k him in the a*s!!” as one of his t..
Chapter 6 - Shouting At A Paraplegic To Get Up And Walk

Chapter 6 - Shouting At A Paraplegic To Get Up And..

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


They looked shocked at my use of the word “f**k,” which was understandable since the impression I got from their parents was that the craz..
Chapter 7 - The Last Fucknut In This Craphouse

Chapter 7 - The Last Fucknut In This Craphouse

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


I’ve punched a lot of nine-year-olds in my life. Which sounds awful if you don’t mention that I was also nine when I did that.
Chapter 8 – Luckily, She Was Well Aware That Her Son Was A Cuntface Shithead

Chapter 8 – Luckily, She Was Well Aware That..

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


Usually, people made it clear that I was a f*****g idiot in their eyes, to my face, with no sugarcoating whatsoever.
Chapter 9 - Hello Death, My Old Friend

Chapter 9 - Hello Death, My Old Friend

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


He walked up to me, grabbed my face with both his hands, and started kneading it like dough. My eyes were darting back and forth between his hands in ..
Chapter 10 – Controlling The Boner Through Chronic Masturbation

Chapter 10 – Controlling The Boner Through Chron..

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


During one of the years at university, the closest I got to sex was someone else's girlfriend somehow accidentally biting my ear… I liked it. O..

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