Oscar Blomqvist : Writing

Chapter 11 - F*****g Hypocrite

Chapter 11 - F*****g Hypocrite

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


There’s no place more romantic than where more than a million people have died in a number of awful ways, is there?
Chapter 12 - High School

Chapter 12 - High School

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


Finally, I hovered the mouse over my own face. The tag read “retard.” Turns out I had them all down to a T all along.
Chapter 13 - Life’s Not Worth Living If You Fail At It

Chapter 13 - Life’s Not Worth Living If You Fail..

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


Suicide doesn’t mean anything anymore. Regret sending a text? Kill yourself. Spilled coffee all over your lap? Don’t clean it up, jump off..
Chapter 14 – The Global Young Leaders Conference

Chapter 14 – The Global Young Leaders Conference

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


Once you had finished suppressing the boner in your suit pants, you realized that what she had to say was devoid of all reason and logic.
Chapter 15 – I Don’t Tell Yo Momma Jokes, I Tell My Momma Jokes

Chapter 15 – I Don’t Tell Yo Momma Jokes, I Te..

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


I freely admit that I have some mommy issues. It's the weird, unsexy version of a girl’s daddy issues. Not that daddy issues are universally sex..
Chapter 16 – Harry Potter And The Enlarged Ego

Chapter 16 – Harry Potter And The Enlarged Ego

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


People who related to Voldemort during their teens will either become neo-Nazis or write about how they used to be pathetic c***s. Thankfully, I&rsquo..
Chapter 17 – The Greatest Country In The World

Chapter 17 – The Greatest Country In The World

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


Have you ever met an Italian who didn’t immediately tell you all the most intimate details of their last bang? I didn’t think so. Cheers t..
Chapter 18 – The Van Gogh Of The Art Of Self-Hatred

Chapter 18 – The Van Gogh Of The Art Of Self-Hat..

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


Mixing puberty and mental health problems usually end in a lot of blood being spilled. Either from shaving newly found body hair or… other acti..
Chapter 19 – Being The Clever Kid One Last Time

Chapter 19 – Being The Clever Kid One Last Time

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


I guess it must’ve bothered me when my parents decided to send my sister to therapy when I was the one making a things-I-have-to-do-before-20-bu..
Chapter 20 – Time To Get The F**k Out

Chapter 20 – Time To Get The F**k Out

A Chapter by Oscar Blomqvist


I got into my dorm room and sat on the chair. The chair broke. So, I’ll have to say that my first impression of university life in the UK wasn&r..