Pork Chopkins : Writing

Smelly Girl & the Ick Tree

Smelly Girl & the Ick Tree

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


The youngest daughter of the mayor of Georgetown suffers from a strange and somewhat disgusting condition... also, there's a tree in Georgetown that s..
Kimchi

Kimchi

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Sad chapter.
Don't Forget to Flush

Don\'t Forget to Flush

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Just another day at the Dollar General for George Rhiner
The First Dead Person You've Ever Met

The First Dead Person You\\\'ve Ever Met

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


I didn't know that people could die before they turned 25.
Closed Casket

Closed Casket

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Andy was dead, so he didn't really care one way or the other if George was f*****g the guy he brought to the funeral with him.
Oh Comely (Part II)

Oh Comely (Part II)

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


"Her name is Comely Sprague, and if you value your personal hygiene you'll stay away from her." After the wake, Toby meets Comely for the f..
Zombie Soup

Zombie Soup

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


"You are a fat b*****d! ... Eating dead people, I swear to god!"
The Worms Crawl Out

The Worms Crawl Out

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


George is afraid of worms.
It Girl Contracts Gangrene

It Girl Contracts Gangrene

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Local emo celebrity contracts gangrene at a show.
Kurts

Kurts

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


George is in a funk.