Dhara_Ditzy Kat : Writing

IDIOMIC FUN

IDIOMIC FUN

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A tisket and a tasket Are all your eggs in a basket? If you have too many wives Just keep losing all the knives Or else get laid in a big..
Queen's Beans

Queen's Beans

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A polite and well-mannered queen Had chronic farting in her genes She let rip on the quiet Yet there was a big riot A traitor had fed her baked..
Oh shed a tear

Oh shed a tear

A Poem by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


On Illicit love :)
JOYSTICK

JOYSTICK

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A fat frigid lady named JoyWas sexually frustrated and coyShe came up with a goalTo marry a male blow-up dollAnd now she's very happy with her boy
POSEUR

POSEUR

A Poem by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


Laugh laugh wink wink 😋
Bippety-Bop

Bippety-Bop

A Poem by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


Shape Poetry - A big fat sun
Rama Mama!

Rama Mama!

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


An Indian stuck in AtacamaTried telephoning his mamaHis pants got soiled with shitWith no water to flush itHare Rama Rama Hare Rama!
Sweetly Ending Limericks

Sweetly Ending Limericks

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A sweet old lady with a beard Needed a barber to be sheared But she met some friendly bees For a comfy rental fees She let them lay eggs i..
Sugary Rats & Bats

Sugary Rats & Bats

A Poem by Dhara_Ditzy Kat


A weird thing is loveIts prongs piercingThe murkiest of heartsSly as a weasel’s fartBamboozling truthIn peppered lanesIn the most cunningHardwir..

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