Randy Johnson : Writing

Greed Was Your Downfall

Greed Was Your Downfall

A Poem by Randy Johnson


You were greedy and it was your downfall. You went to Las Vegas and you lost it all. You lost seventy thousand dollars in one day. Your wife took t..
Beauty and The Beast

Beauty and The Beast

A Poem by Randy Johnson


He is deformed but she doesn't care in the least. When it comes to them, it's beauty and the beast. Everybody calls him a monster and it's so unfair..
Deadly Dish

Deadly Dish

A Poem by Randy Johnson


A sexist man was allergic to shellfish and he ended up on a slab. He ordered chicken at a cafe but the waitress served him crab. She knew about his ..
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part VI

Rest In Peace, Mom - Part VI

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO PASSED AWAY TEN YEARS AGO TODAY ON MARCH 6, 2013.
Dirty Deed

Dirty Deed

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When I had to fire a man, it made his daughter mad. She wanted to get revenge because I fired her dad. She was thirteen years old and she was filled..
The Late Jacqueline Hill

The Late Jacqueline Hill

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO JACQUELINE HILL (1929-1993) WHO DIED 30 YEARS AGO TODAY ON FEBRUARY 18, 1993
God Is Real

God Is Real

A Poem by Randy Johnson


You think you know it all because you're a scientist. You make me angry when you say God doesn't exist. You believe there is no God and you say that..
Burkette

Burkette

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO BURKETTE GREENE (1910-1998) WHO DIED 25 YEARS AGO TODAY ON FEBRUARY 7, 1998.
Lisa Loring

Lisa Loring

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO LISA LORING (1958-2023) WHO DIED ON JANUARY 28, 2023.
On The Buses

On The Buses

A Story by Randy Johnson


On The Buses is a British sitcom. It is one of the very best Britcoms that has ever been made. It aired from 1969 to 1973 and seventy-four episodes we..