Creepy Swine Guy

Creepy Swine Guy


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About Me

The Ten Commandments of the Writer's Cafe (King Swine Version).

1. Thou shalt not plagiarize.
2. Thou shalt not treat badly any writer based on their age, social status, ability or creative views.
3. Read and thou shalt be read.
4. Thou shalt not create drama.
5. Thou shalt not make a nuisance of yourself advertising your works in the comments of others.
6. Thou shalt raise up the least among us.
7. Thou shalt not review others for the edification of thine own ego.
8. Thou shalt not solicit further readership in a "Thank You" message.
9. Thou shalt not circumvent turned off "Read Requests" via the PM.
10. God gave readers free will to read what they choose, thou shalt not trample the free will of other readers.

My Progress on "Reasonable Doubt"

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Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

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Hello all. I simply cannot believe that I have neglected for so long to shamelessly promote my book here. Please take a moment to visit my site by clicking here and have a look. I'll be waiting for the flood of book orders. But all joking aside, orders excite me, but I like feedback too. If you would never buy my book, tell me why. If you liked or disliked something about my site ... tell me. I'd love too develop a "Top 5 reasons people won't buy this book" list.

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"You are not the finished product of an unknown and unknowable artist. You are the artist, and you are the art. You choose the color, and where to remove or add clay."
--- Gary Zukav ---

My Progress on "The Hanley Chronicles"

My Progress on "The Reckoning"

"You are not here merely to make a living. You are here to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, and with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world. You impoverish yourself if you forget this errand."
--- President Woodrow Wilson ---

"He who learns must suffer, even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God."
--- Aeschylus ---

"To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom; and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares; but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not."
--- Akhenaton --- (King of Egypt, 14th century BC)

"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend."
--- Ellis Boyd Redding ---

"Seek first, to understand ... then to be understood."
--- Stephen R. Covey ---

"Listen with the intent to understand, not to prepare a reply."
--- Stephen R. Covey ---


to Jerry M.

Rick's Lucky Day
A Story by Jerry M.

Nightmare on Haifa St.
A Story by Jerry M.

What's Under My Bed ?
A Story by Jerry M.

Old Wounds
A Poem by Jerry M.

Road Rage
A Story by Jerry M.

A Poem by Misty

A Book by Siobhan MacIntyre

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I feel .... "Weird"

Walk TALL !!

--- Reccomended Reading ---

Little White Girl (A poem by Misty)

Misgnomer (A story by Brandon Meyers)

Judgement: By Accident Or Design (A story by Paul D. Aronson)

10 (A poem by Carl)

Almost Home (A story by Mike Lawson)

Walking Alone in Madness (A story by Lisa Bruno Slomin)

I am not a fan of guns. I got nothing against hunters having guns, but for those of you who think an armed populace is a good thing ... we tried that. Dodge City, Tombstone.

I am a father of a beautiful little girl ... okay, at almost 16 she's not so little anymore.

I like the "we" versus "them" mentality. so long as the "we" is "we, the inhabitant's of earth."

Any man that gets married in the United States is a fool. You are essentially risking all you've ever earned and all you will ever earn on the toss of a coin. Not my idea of a good gamble.


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Posted 5 Years Ago

Can't reply to messages on my phone. Anna is only a sophomore any time the school has a threat or a lockdown I sweat it. I feel for those kids and parents. I feel a little bad that I'm not working emergency dispatch anymore but I was always afraid to get that call.

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Posted 6 Years Ago

I totally wasn't just lured here by flattery. I was lured here by other means and stayed and left reviews because of seeing all these new things to read...and... also the flattery. It's completely different.

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Posted 7 Years Ago


I'm bored with FB and needed a change of scenery. This should do the trick for a bit.

How's it going my dear? Where is everyone? I don't see many of the old crowd here...

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Posted 9 Years Ago

How go the salt mines? I hope that you are making progress on your latest work. Thank you for always taking the time to comment on my poems. ; )

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Posted 9 Years Ago

Oh wow! I didn't know that. Was it voted on or did the moderator choose the winner?

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Posted 9 Years Ago

Thank you for noticing! :)

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Posted 9 Years Ago

Well, it does make me feel a bit better. Thanks. :)

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Posted 9 Years Ago

True... I wish it wasn't though... My parents just have a little bit too high of expectations for me... So I'm constantly doing "wrong" things.

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Posted 9 Years Ago

The wolf huffs and puffs and still I stand. Stopping by to say hello and I hope that you are well. ; )

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Posted 9 Years Ago

I just noticed this voice recognition called you creepy spine guy is creepy swine guy that is