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Girlfriend Application Name: (Note: If your name is Halle Berry, you automatically qualify.) Age: (You..

Advertising Slogans with a Twist Due to my love of language, ambiguity and sarcasm, whenever I hear certain advertising slogans while..

Intentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being Literal I enjoy being a pain in the butt sometimes. I enjoy being creative, am a bi..

Singles Ads I'd Like To See Sometimes I'll rummage through the singles ads, because some of them are rather hilarious. I read throug..

The Top Ten Signs He’s NOT “The One” 10. Whenever he hears Beck’s song, “Loser,” he excitedly yel..

Snow Reduces Visibility,” Eh? Duh… So, I just saw a headline on The Weather Channel which read, "Snow Reduces Visibility..

Commentary What did everyone think of the book or author? “I feel dirty after reading this.” - Prostitute ..

Misusing Words (there/their/they’re, your/you’re, then/than and to/too/two) I’m a bit of a spelling and grammar gee..

Being gay is like smoking, eh? Me thinks not. When interviewed by ThinkProgress earlier this year, social conservative leader (Iowa F..

What If the Shake Weight, Kay Jewelers and Cialis Joined Forces to Make a Holiday Commercial? Personally, I think the shake weight ..