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If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

Profanity is the result of a weak mind trying to express itself forcibly.

If you can't find a good man, raise one.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my a*s !

Middle age is is simply when your age starts to show around your middle.

People must think it's fun to be a genius. But they just don't realize how difficult it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Hire an idiot to get the job done. Hire someone else to build it the right way the first time.

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the real adults go out and act like teenagers.

Goodwill makes the road shorter.