Anti-Claus' HELLiday Hellions... Forum So, the big A.C. turns out to ..

So, all year we minions of the hellidays go about our duties. We do very good work, or damn fine evil, however you want to word it. Just look at the country, see how badly we've screwd it up!   The it comes round to helliday time and we put forth, above and beyond and when bonus time comes round what does the big boss do?   What all bosses do (meet the new boss, same as the old boss) he pleads poverty, critisises us and gives us s**t, and by s**t I mean real s**t, check your stockings! Do not be fooled when he tells you it's a just baked fruitcake.   Considering how badly he screwed us all last year. His constant bloviating (he just never shuts up...yack yack yack) That smell (GOOD LORD WHAT IS THAT!) And that stupid threat "You signed a contract" Yeah, well fat boy, it also says in that contract we are due a percent of all profits from our evaility....and from the pictures and videos of A*s Claus frolicking in FRANCE with his Johnny Depp buddies and the fact that our stock (A.C.666) is trading at $87.50 a share, up from 53.75 only a month ago.   The question is....where's ours El Stinko????   Spell Nazi that flatulence boy    

ah, so yet again, i have to quell yet another whiny little priest...no wonder the catholics kicked his nancy boy a*s out of the diocese. and you say you've done "evil", father mook? taking your little harem of stolen children to the doctor for check ups and ice creams is NOT evil! i thought we trained you better, but obviously not. And this ranting on how you're entitled to this and you're entitled to that. It's old, boyo, very old. that being said, you do write a HELL of a hate letter. it was like viagra to read. i think this erection will be lasting me 4 years not 4 hours. You make me proud with your treasonous ways and your treacherous words (even if they are misspelled). Because of all of this, i grant you an endless supply of third world children to do with as you please. I also give you north korea and bolivia. You are being promoted to Unholy Bishop Cardinal at Arms and will be funneled all 401K funds that were originally going to Haliburton and BP execs. Everyone should follow in Mook's footsteps. but since he did it first and without provocation, if you try to copy him...i'll just label you a brown noser and demote your asses to demon dung sorter. Anti Claus out

Well, thank you big A.C.   Wasn’t that easy now? And I will admit to the dr visits and then going out for ice cream, but knowing I had clean meat and watching them lick those cones…omg! Hawt!   I know I am being fobbed off easily, but you do know my weakness for titles. But I am happy now J   And to prove my loyalty, I am sending you 3 tender, young, Cuban boys from my super special reserves in tribute.   In addition to the 5 log cabin republicans that will be meeting you in the parking lot to “help you” with that hate letter erection   All the best with that.   Lovies, Father Mookster xoxox’s

i think i just egg nogged in my pantaloons

Dude? a whole quart?

been savin up for a snowy day...hows the shoveling going foolio?

Ahem....Anti Claus...You've been so nice with my Helliday's Wish List that I almost feel bad about asking...almost...but...

gimme my cut B***h!

And don't think I won't back it up...you seen my 12 Days of Anarchy schbeal...I got tanks and s**t. I'll  blow your a*s up fatty.

I deserve it way more than that preacher man...I heard him preaching goodness in a dark corner of a church the other day....

Yeah, that's right Fat'er...I heard ye...You weren't as entrenched in shadows as you thought!

You know what...now that you made me ask...I want double of whatever he got!

*walks out and slams door*

*opens door back up a crack and flips you the bird*

*slams the door again*

.....Cardinal Bishop at arms Mook, did you save up the egg nog i just shot out of my pantaloons? i need that and a kleenex, i have a little something extra for ms. muse a la "silence of the lambs"....

Dude, i like got's peoples to do dat.....don't choo?

And as far as preaching goodness....that was for my alter boys, and goodness being to drop and service the good father!!!   Geesh...take something outta context...me thinks MuSe be woiking for da media   Don't worry Brad, my flock of alter boys are treasuring your un-holy gift as we speak!

no worries, mookalicious...i will have her small intestinal tract put into a taffy pull while the imps have their way with her

*Grins sheepishly*...hmm..take-backsees?

No?

*Closes and latches the tank port...puts finger on little red button*
NO need for target practice any more Fat'er. Keep it up and I'll run all o'yer lil' kiddies over.
KKKKKKaaaaaaabbboooooom!

Ooops...got a little trigger happy. Put that lotion on your skin boyo. Bahahahahaha!

*Forward observer to Anti Claus 1, I have the target lit*   *Anti Claus 1 to observer, over, we are hot, have aquired target*   *Observer to Anti Claus 1, proceed*   *roger, over*   whoooooooosssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................................... ...................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................................... ...................................................KaBANG!!!!!!

hmmm...fat'er ye killed me again....

Just you wait 'til I get resurrected...I'm so gonna kick yer a*s!

Being killed....again....wasn't my idea of "payment"...


....just so ya know.

I kilt ya with all da luv i can muster.....oh you'll be back...we know ;)