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Here Goes...

16 Years Ago


 Joe and Jon had been best friends ever since that summer they met when Jon first moved to Austin from California. Yeah, California, well from what Jon said it was no beach party all day, in fact he hates the sterotype he gets just by mentioning he used to live there. It raised all sorts of absurd questions: Are you a good surfer? Ever been bitten by a shark?

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16 Years Ago


People in the Hill Country of Texas were far different from the Sunny West Coast of California to be sure. Joe However was a different sort of character.

He was rather eccentric and could be found listening to Mozart or Handel as the other college students ran around trying to get laid at their beer funnel puke fests. Joe just simply had no interest in this sort of thing.

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16 Years Ago


Despite their differences they got along very well, but that was of course, befre SHE moved to town. Carrie, from Georgia! Carrie first met the two upon leaving the Drafthouse after her Chevy Coblat took a s**t on the side of the road. Wait, let me rewind a little, let me tell you about Carrie Shoemaker.

Age eight, Stonewall Elementary, guilty of getting all the boys in her class in trouble for talking out of turn, some say she's the reason Kevin O'Brian ger sent to the Principal that one last time.

Age eleven, Ray Charles Civic Park, on numerous occasions was guilty of cutting in the slide line causing various kids to get unruley. Poor Rick Scmidt, stuck up for the pretty lady, got a south Georgia knuckle sandwhich.

Flash Forward to Junior high, acceptes Davie Smith's Gym dance party invitation only to stick him up for a groap-fest with Tyler Bradstreet, the coolest kid in school.

and Senior year of high school, barely graduates by passing Mr. Simpsons Chemistry class by displaying a little anatomy...

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14 Years Ago


Now was freshman year at the University of Texas at Austin, and guess who which too boys she decided to put under her charm first--okay, so they weren't first.  First would be the guy in charge of admissions, and then the person giving tours of campus, and well, a slew of boys that lived near her new place or residence came before Jon and Joe.  Still, these two were given a little extra treatment.  See, most of the other boys served their purpose, and then were thrown back into the see, but these two birds she kept around for a little fun.  They helped her get home that night, but she didn't end it there.  Oh no.  She decided to invite them out, the both of them, to a party, a frat party.  You know, because they wouldn't stick out like soar thumbs.
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14 Years Ago


(WAIT!  YOU GUYS HAVEN'T DONE THIS FOR A YEAR?  WHAT THE HECK?  WHY DID I EVEN BOTHER?)