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A Limerick

10 Years Ago


I have a sulcata tortoise that only thinks of one thing constantly...food. Sulcatas would eat nonstop if you let them. And so on a turtle forum I posted this limerick... ahem. 
The Hungry Tortoise
There once was a tortoise from Ames,
Who crawled in a house full of flames,
She heard there was food,
And it tasted so good,
And the scorch marks were worth it, she claims.  
*bows* thank you (It's all I could find on short notice. I'll do better next time.)