Humorous Stories and Poems Forum NOW ! NOW, ORVILLE ! NOW!

NOW ! NOW, ORVILLE ! NOW!

8 Years Ago

NOW ! NOW, ORVILLE ! NOW !A Story by Eagle Cruagh

NOW ! NOW, ORVILLE ! NOW !

I keep telling you, Mabel, my name is John.

And so the misdirection proceeded into the

night. What about fore play ? Who changed

that ? Just when I got it through my head

that you are supposed to entertain a long and

circuitous route to the promised land, wham !

But, Mabel, a little team play here. When I

have the ball, am I not supposed to score ?

No ! I am supposed to give you the ball and

you will make the play ? OK, when do I get

to play, Mabel ?

This might be nice. I love to cuddle, this is

nice, Mabel, lay your sweet face here on my

----what a ya mean you got to go ?

Yes, Dear, you go ahead, I`ll be right here

waiting for you my love.

Wake up, Orville ~! Wha ? Where, what ?

"Orville, I think there is somebody downstairs.

Yes, Dear. Trudging down the stairs with the

fireplace poker at ready, the cat knocks over

the fish bowl . Four O`Clock and Orville`s

night begins.

This will be continued if you are interested.

Let me know: Poor Orville`s nightmares are

only beginning.

----Eagle Cruagh