Humorous Stories and Poems Forum THE GARDEN SPOT

Eagle Cruagh

THE GARDEN SPOT 8 Years Ago The Garden SpotA Story by Eagle Cruagh  Warning This Story is rated Mature and may contain material unsuitable for readers under 18. THE GARDEN SPOT Feelin very lovingAnd the night was warmI started thinkin bout her garden spotNot aware of impending storm See people are always talkingAnd they talk and talk a lotThe subject often turnsTo the same old Garden Spot How did I know bout how the garden growsHeck I thought it was on side of the hillBut when I tried to go down thereShe says you never will Why not I sez I love the smell of that stuffYou pig she sez as I try to sniff her renunkulasMy garden love will not matureTher`s no doubt of that She sez take me homeOur walk in the garden is offI feel so badJust wanted to hoe that patch -----Eagle Cruagh