The Howie Fan Club Forum Hinting at a Birthday Present?..

An Open Letter to Howie,

I believe that your parents are wonderful people and tried their best but didn't they teach you not to hint for birthday presents? 

You putting in 36 1/2 in your name addendum shows that:

A.  You use 1/2 years in announcing your age like a pre-school or grade school child (Yes, I know how you think of yourself.  I have visited your myspace page.)

B.  You are hinting for birthday presents from your fans in 6 months, preferably boots, and a motorcycle (which you are not getting from me, far too dangerous) and something else (I'm too old to remember).  And, this was after you saw a movie which goes to show that if a movie is that influential on you, you should not be riding around on a motorcycle.  Now what Ms. Mirman wants to do that's her business.  Go beg to her. 

C.  If you mean you are exactly a half year away from your birthday I am really frightened as my birthday as of the September 21 is exactly 1/2 year away from my birthday with only a umm, umm, difference.

By the way, I now have two BlogTalkRadio shows one is "Air Atta Ca Talk" which is on Saturday at 6am GMT  and "Sunny's Wind Down" with the premiere next week at 7am GMT. Get to them by going to "Air Atta Ca Talk" page or "Sunny" page.  Please, please listen to them. 

The subjects of my first show (Sunny's Wind Down) will be "Bicuriousity" and "Dexter", everyone's favorite Showtime serial killer.  

Howie, I would go on about you asking people to do things for you but I am being approached from the rear by a bear.  He either wants me to watch a movie with him or he is going to eat me (Howie, knock that off).

Yours, love, cheers y'all,

Sunny

Hugs and Kisses to Mouse (Keep up the good work. We almost have him convinced to do it.)

PS  Howie ignore the last bit in parantheses

 

Sunny, I'm appalled!  I'm scandalised that you'd think that I was trawling for cards or presents by stating the roundabout date of my birthday - I would never do such a thing.  I'm really hurt that you think that I would be so vulgar as to use my writing in that manner, what next me posting messages in this forum saying 'Hey everyone, my birthday is the 12th January!' 

Not on your nelly!!

 

 

First off TG that my birthday is not the same day as Howie's.  I couldn't handle it.

Second, not only has Howie been begging for birthday presents NOW he is dating a porn actress. 

Third, I don't believe Howie is really dating a porn actress (because Howie has a tendency to blow things up [like plastic girly dolls - hehehe])  because I know Mouse would kill him.

Sunny

 

Addendum:  Mouse - In regard to our last communication:  If you have found out that he really did date b***h-a*s Tera (I noted some cellulite in her last flick) I would take his clothes out to the garden and use lighter fluid on them.  Do you have barbeques in the U.K. ?   Well then use the lighter fluid for the briquettes.  You use the heaviest amount in the middle and throw a match on them from a distance.  Better if the wind is not up that day.  I do believe arsenic is a little drastic at this time.  Take it from one who knows.

Howie - Do not read the addendum!!

Hmm now that was weird...

I've just gone out in the garden to find all my clothes ablaze and an empty tin of lighter fluid in the bushes.

 What on Earth has gotten into Mouse... oh wait, it must have been me. (narf narf!)

Wowie Howie, You have (had) a load of clothes.

Just look at it this way - Your place looks bigger now!

 

Also, it could have been worse.  You could be rotting in some morgue with the slight scent of almonds coming from your corpse. (See what reading crime novels does for you.)

Gah, without my fashion accessories, I may as well be dead.

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Praise the Lord for my Dad's 1970's hand-me-downs!

 

Well  flares (bell bottoms) are back in style, sailor.

 

 

 

If that is really your Dad he is kinda cute.  Is your real Mum hanging onto him?