W.U.A.M. (writers united against meyers) Forum What's The Worst Part

I flicked open at a random set of 2 pages of Twilight, and I saw loads of soft erotic words. It's like the book form of Sex And The City, but before the watershed. It's basically a softcore erotic novel for teenage girls, that parents won't mind buying for their kids. I've never read Twilight. So what is the worst part? Surprise me.