Karma Be A B***h

Karma Be A B***h

A Poem by Pestonjee_
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This is f*****g unfair!

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I was such a decent Vegan
never touched meat
No, not even egg all my life
Now I’m gonna die
becoz someone relished
pangolin pies & gibbon brain
with human embryo soup
This is f*****g unfair!
I pray I am born a bat-virus
next time around!
Karma will be a b***h
And I’ll be a f*****g supremo
Running riot in sleaze & filth
Infecting, replicating
Mutating forever on the sly
Beating man at his own game
Pooping in all his vitals
Till nothing is left of him
Just me cheering his maggots on
P.S. More lizard rice anyone?
Yes, yes! And make it with
an extra large serving of
rich & smooth hog dysentery!

© 2020 Pestonjee_


Author's Note

Pestonjee_
Lizard lollipops anyone?

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Ewww no, I'd rather die. I'm not a vegetarian but very limited to chicken and eggs. Those "someones" found every creature edible and so the virus found them, along with us =|
I'd read an article two years ago of a man who visited China. He found a bottle of beer is cheaper than a bottle of water, quantity was the same for both. Also the students in the hostel were served fries of such insects that we can't imagine on our plates until hell freezes over. Yet those people dictate on every matter so we keep our poor hole on the face quiet.
Be a virus! But be the one that has life without any organic touch and attacks the weird eateries' customers.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

There is a reason they’re so dreaded 😦 I’m afraid of them and the great Russians.
We .. read more
Tahsin.Z🍁

2 Weeks Ago

Don't ask, I can’t utter even a word upon this now😥 Everything is known and the last tasks left.. read more
Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

Yes. Nothing left to do but chill 😞
Keep safe. Peace!



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my cat is getting uneasy when i stare at her and lick my chops----
but then i cook up some rice and she calms down and momentarily starts purring.
j.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

Not even cats untouched by the prevailing anxiety now 🤗 Thank you sir, for looking in.
Really glad I ate before reading this one.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

Thank you for stopping by 🤗
I have to say, I found this humorous rather than dire, a direct sanctum within the mind, to brave the meat as it were, well done, good read.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

Thank you for laughing with me 🤗
Now is that fair Mr. Jee? I love my mice and a myriad of unknown birds and creatures I nab. So will you label kats as dangerous too? Nice idea though. The way you wrote it, I’d love to be a virus too.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

You won’t be so vocal about this post if I told you about the Cat Roasts they so love there. There.. read more
Well......the idea of returning as a virus is very original! Karmbitch-17, perhaps! Though in such a case I would be tempted to target only those who bear a resemblance and intelligence to Paleolithic Man. Strike hard and fast and let Darwinism sort out the rest. If anything your poem is written to teach us a lesson......be careful of what you put in your mouth, especially in this 21st Century of plenty. There is no excuse for having Bat soup and Baboon Balls on the menu. If anything it has a bearing on the class and culture of a people. Some just can't rise above their own limits of stunted evolution so the world is paying the price for that. A clever write, monsieur Pestonjee. Keep them coming in this time of isolation.:))

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

You will be surprised at the number of Paleolithics & Neanderthals around, Madame. You’ll have you.. read more
this could be the best thing to happen to the planet
How bout some hot gagcolate and pusshallows

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

Here lies a virus called Pestonjee who conquered earth but was felled by hot gagcolate & pusshallows.. read more
Ewww no, I'd rather die. I'm not a vegetarian but very limited to chicken and eggs. Those "someones" found every creature edible and so the virus found them, along with us =|
I'd read an article two years ago of a man who visited China. He found a bottle of beer is cheaper than a bottle of water, quantity was the same for both. Also the students in the hostel were served fries of such insects that we can't imagine on our plates until hell freezes over. Yet those people dictate on every matter so we keep our poor hole on the face quiet.
Be a virus! But be the one that has life without any organic touch and attacks the weird eateries' customers.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

There is a reason they’re so dreaded 😦 I’m afraid of them and the great Russians.
We .. read more
Tahsin.Z🍁

2 Weeks Ago

Don't ask, I can’t utter even a word upon this now😥 Everything is known and the last tasks left.. read more
Pestonjee_

2 Weeks Ago

Yes. Nothing left to do but chill 😞
Keep safe. Peace!

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