Gold Digger

Gold Digger

I am young, beautiful and spontaneous. My favourite colour? 

Green of course

I am looking for a serious relationship, I am ready to commit 

With an older man? Sure why not

I heard they are better in bed

(A fat wallet)

I am a happy person, so I giggle a lot

Forgive my hideous laugh

I find you utterly funny

(You dumbarse)

Tell me about your business, do you travel a lot? 

OMG that must be so amazing 

Do you ever feel lonely?

Maybe one day I can come along to keep you company 

Perhaps a weekend on the beach just me and you

I could teach volleyball

But I need a new low cut swimsuit

The one I have is way too old

I know this fabulous swimwear shop

Hey, maybe we can go together and help me choose

I might allow you a sneaky preview

Yes, I am a bit naughty and kinky if you want me to

Yes, I do like you

(Yes, you’ll buy me everything I want)

Dinner next week? I would love to

Shall we say at L'Atelier de Joël Robuchon?

I can’t wait to see you again, I love spending time with you

(I am talking to your wallet)

Good night, sweet dreams

(I am your worst nightmare). 

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

she's about as shallow as the water brushing up against the beach...

i love spending....

poor old man, he doesn't know what hit him (his wallet actually)

well, i am safe, no one will ever be after my money.

this is so clever...

love it.

jacob