Starscream: Capitalism Dress

Starscream becomes a human to analyze civilization capitalism and discovers lights of modernism descent.

A diorama about capitalism-imagination, featuring the iconic fictional first-knight nihilist robot, Starscream. Enjoy (and stay safe!), 

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The city of Los Angeles (LA) was about to be visited by an alien A.I. robot named Starscream!

STARSCREAM: I'll miss my home robot-planet of Cybertron, but Earth seems very organic and comparable!

Now, Starscream was a powerful jet-fighter robot, a first-knight of the nihilist army of robots known as Decepticons from the A.I. planet of Cybertron. Starscream was at-odds with the Decepticon general Galvatron currently who'd promoted another rival of Starscream, Cyclonus, to the position of first-knight. Starscream sought to fly to Earth and gain some report-laurels for the Decepticons and reaffirm his stance as the Decepticon warrior.

Starscream changed into a humanoid Algerian-American named Isaac Satan, a new fashion-model photographer, and purchased a nice apartment in LA. Starscream had studied human civilization capitalism systems and noted that America was the pioneer in fashion and commerce and wanted to create a living work experience in the world of the fashion industry, and his LA apartment became his home-base to generate his capitalism reports.

ISAAC SATAN (Starscream): I'll become a famous fashion-model photographer and generate reports on capitalism ethos!

Starscream (Isaac Satan) began work at a symbolic American fashion-model agency and was instantly respected as a terrific fashion-model photographer. He told the employers he's a new US citizen studying the ins-and-outs of the world fashion industry and America's role in it and in new era capitalism/commerce. After 9/11, the world was 'on-edge' about anti-capitalism sentiments, and Starscream (Isaac Satan) used his new profession to create solid reports on the quality of vanities in human commerce and its proportions of capitalism as compared to Cybertron competitive economics.

ISAAC SATAN: I love my job in Los Angeles, since it affords me special artistic as well as economics studies!

Isaac fell in love with one of the fashion-models who served as his agency's photo-model. This model was involved in a new Euro-photo campaign involving diamond markets and fashions arising from diamond merchant advertisements.

Isaac made his new girlfriend a child-like comic book doodle about the ironies of romance and love in the era of competitive consciousness on Earth, a symbolic representation of his fascination with human thinking. She loved it, because her brother was a studio-artist at Princeton/UCLA and respected the nature of human diary art.

Starscream then began dating another fashion-model named Valerie who's also linked to diamond industry magazine prints and advertisements. She was more intrigued by the contours of capitalism fitness then representative artworks.

Isaac gave Valerie a gift-box of fancy gems and emeralds collected from around the world before she headed to Europe and Africa for new photo-shoots about diamond advertisements. This was now linking to some nefarious blood-diamond conspiracies involving capital barons in Europe. Isaac/Starscream was now in the 'thick' of capitalism intrigue!

ISAAC/STARSCREAM: My fashion-model agency in Los Angeles has helped me branch to symbolic capitalism diadems!

Another blood-diamond reporter on the case of this important modern issue was Jennifer Eight. This young photojournalist was investigating how Euro-baron investments in 'conflict diamonds' used to finance terrorism was creating labyrinths of gem exchange corruption and arguably sullying the global diamond matrix.

Starscream (Isaac Satan) decided to become an underground diamond-thief in Europe, stealing blood-diamonds or 'conflict diamonds' from corrupt barons linking to terrorism-financing gems from South Africa. Starscream/Isaac stole over $20 million worth of Euro-gems from Africa as the diamond-thief 'Sparrow' and established himself as the new era 'Robin Hood' of baron-subversion, demystifying diamond smuggling mystique with his Interpol-like brand of vigilante-dialysis.

Starscream/Isaac then purchased some consumerism-symbolic Robotech toys he used for his blogs about the ergonomics and aesthetics of modern capitalism imagination, a toast to the artistry behind modern tech and toy designs. He'd wanted to become the ultimate capitalism/commerce scholar, for his Cybertron reports to reaffirm his position as the sharp Decepticon first-knight of his general Galvatron.

Meanwhile, a new diamond event was held at a new skyscraper in LA, and Starscream was invited to this event!

STARSCREAM: I miss flying around in my other robot-manifestation, a laser jet-fighter, but Los Angeles is too cute.

At the skyscraper event, a host of Antwerp diamonds would be showcased in front of celebrities and diplomats and diamond trustees. Starscream/Isaac attended with one of his new fashion-model girlfriends, Danica Patrick! The diamond were awesome, and Starscream stole some of them and took photos of others, switching real ones for fake ones, since he knew some of these showcase-gems were in fact smuggled conflict diamonds from the African continent! What a show.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond intrigue is threatening the sustainability of the modern global gem mining enterprise.

When the new Plague hit America, Starscream added to his capitalism report, "Humanity adores its lens of network-dance."

As authorities investigated the dealings of capital barons immersed in conflict diamonds, Starscream/Isaac deepened his reports on the contours of the modern gem matrix, creating analyses on the nature of securities in America/Europe. Galvatron would be impressed for sure!

However, the LA skyscraper gem-showcase event was touched by an ugly terrorist-arson incident, requiring Starscream to suddenly serve as a diplomatic hero and firefighter. He used a special ice-gun showcased by a diamond security firm at the skyscraper event to help the other officials put out the hellmouth blaze in the LA night-sky.

STARSCREAM: I think I'll make a replica of this ice-gun for my return-trip to Cybertron, for Galvatron of course.

Starscream then had a strange dream-sleep in which he's visited by a creature called Silver-Dragon (SD) with whom he'd have to debate about the shape of human civilization capitalism.

SD: You're nothing but a wily thief, Starscream!
STARSCREAM: No, I'm a first-knight of systems analysis, Silver-Dragon.
SD: I doubt that!
STARSCREAM: Doubt what you wish, but my diamond-reports are thorough.
SD: Well, it seems to me you're an avid fan of capitalism fineries!
STARSCREAM: Are your referring to my stunning model girlfriends?
SD: Yes, I am!
STARSCREAM: Well, they illuminate my studies on human nature.
SD: It seems to me your visit to Earth is one of amateur anthropology!
STARSCREAM: What's so amateur about thorough capitalism imagination?
SD: Did you generate real insights into the shape of commerce?
STARSCREAM: I now know human capitalism vanities are all about comfort and liberty.
SD: What sorts of comforts/liberties will you report back to Galvatron on Cybertron?
STARSCREAM: The links between competitive marketing and warfare/combat of course!
SD: Well, consider your analysis on the sensitivity of market motions.
STARSCREAM: Are your referring to the 'towering inferno' in Los Angeles?
SD: Yes, I am!
STARSCREAM: Americans will find good ways to celebrate capitalism securities.
SD: Perhaps your reports on conflict diamonds will create the right stuff for global marketing!
STARSCREAM: That's the hope.
SD: In that case, good luck on your mission to re-establish yourself as the Decepticon first-knight.
STARSCREAM: I've had a marvel of a time on Earth, Silver-Dragon.
SD: Human civilization is all about the quality of dollar-dimensions.

STARSCREAM: Thanks.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)