Thief: Copycat!

A Story by Abishai100

A vigilante-thief performs a trio of copycat-followup robberies in 3 cities to create a blood-diamond disparity.

A heist-parody about a copycat thief with a media-message, inspired by the awesome modern/dystopian film Killing Zoe. Enjoy!

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This is the story of how I made my priesthood a strange form of vigilantism, becoming a 'thief copycat' on the trail of bank robbers in the cities of Los Angeles, Toronto, and Paris. After this mission which I'll elucidate, I've become an artist of special stained-glass Christian art, re-presenting a civilization focus on real social distancing.

My name's Amlan Satan, and I'm a Catholic by faith, and the three bank robberies I'll present here are performed by me in thief-costumes and masks. However, these aren't 'ordinary' heists, since they're following three bank robberies, performed by real criminals, and I've performed them as a special 'copycat' of modern crime. I consider myself a nerdist of world diaries.

It's the special signature of bank-robbery that reveals the 'leviathan' or 'dragon' of capitalism-rebellion that drew me to this copycat-series of three robberies following the robberies following those committed by real thieves/criminals in Los Angeles, Toronto, and Paris.

The first city is Los Angeles, the iconic US city of angels. In this downtown city, a bank robber walked into a US bank and stole $2 million in cash. The city of LA was scarred, and I flew to the city after reading about this story in the news.

The US Bank where the first robber in our three-city folk-tale invaded is a really impressive building. The bandit who robbed the bank in LA was a real goon, and I followed him 3 days after his robbery was performed, and I took photos of the building and staked-out the bank 1 day before my copycat crime!

LA TIMES: The bank in our great American city was robbed today by a masked gargoyle wielding a handgun!

This thief, walked into the bank vault and took out $2 million in cash from the vault-room.

I went into the same US Bank in LA 3 days after this robbery was committed and wore a priest's costume and mask. I wielded a toy water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid. I explained to the servicing bank manager that I wished to be escorted into the safe-box area of the vault-room.

The bank manager wanted to know why I held him hostage with my 'acid-gun' and wondered if I was related to the thief/bandit who'd just robbed the fair US Bank in LA 3 days ago, but I assured him I was working independently on a special blood-diamond mission before I stole $2 million worth of Belgian diamonds in the safe-box room belonging to a corrupt baron rumored to be tied to terrorism-financing diamonds. This was all performed with my acid-gun.

The next city we visit is the great Canadian city of Toronto. In this nice city, a robber team invaded a special bank and stole $1 million in cash, disrupting the otherwise decent social traffic in Canada.

The bank this thief-team robbed is a really impressive bank in Canada...indeed!

Inside the bank, there's a small and cramped service-station in which the thief-team exploited some basic security vulnerabilities. They walked in armed with real guns and disrupted peaceful business that day.

TORONTO TIME: We're shocked by this story of three masked bandits invading and stealing money from our city!

The thief-trio had robbed the bank and invaded the immaculate vault-room, and I read about the story in the news before I decided to fly to Toronto to perform my 'copycat' follow-up crime in Toronto!

I walked into the bank, once more in a priest-costume and mask and wielding a toy water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid. Once more, I explained to my hostage servicing manager that I wished access to the safe-box containing Belgian blood-diamonds owned/stored by a corrupt capitalism-baron named Hugo Strange. I looked dashing in Toronto.

The bank manager wanted to know why I wished to use an 'acid-gun' to perform the heist and if I'm related to the thief-team who'd just robbed the bank 3 days ago, but I assured him I was a 'regular' crime copycat on the trail of blood-diamond terrorism!

Our third and final city is Paris, France. In this fair Euro-city, a wily bank robber invaded a bank and stole $3 million in cash. Paris is otherwise a city marked by normal vibrant traffic and culture.

The bank the thief stole cash from is a very respectful bank and I read the news-story before I headed to Paris to perform the copycat follow-up crime.

PARIS TIME: We're estranged thinking that our safe-boxes are insecure because of this terrible modern robber!

The masked French thief wielded a normal gun and wore a hideous mask and head-gear to perform his robbery 3 days before I followed into the same bank!

Once more, I wore a priest-costume and mask/facial and this one was more unusual. I walked in once more wielding a toy water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid.

BANK MANAGER: Why'd you have an acid-gun, man?

ME (copycat thief): You're my peaceful hostage, and I don't want noise.

BANK MANAGER: Are you to use the acid to burn through the safe-box with diamonds?
ME (copycat thief): Yes, of course!

I took the subway to escape after taking blood-diamonds again from yet another baron in Paris who's smuggling blood-diamonds from Africa/Europe. The underground train was convenient, since I'd hidden the stolen blood-diamonds in the soles of my shoes and used the city transit-system to make my efficient getaway, enough time while the hostage-manager prepared to announce the story to the media.