Delhi Diamonds: Brothers Satan

A Story by Abishai100

The iconic 'Brothers Satan' leave Vancouver for India for a special diamond-heist adventure creating modern dyes.

A fun foreign-land tale of blood-diamond adventure involving iconic brothers immersed in baron-infiltration intelligence. Enjoy!

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Amlan and Ajay Satan lived in Vancouver their whole lives as traveling bank-robbers but now hoped to leave the city. The 'Brothers Satan' were tracked by the authorities who didn't know they're assisting Interpol-relations in the subversion of baron blood-diamond (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism!) spheres from North American banks. The 'Brothers Satan' bid farewell to Vancouver.

AMLAN: We're going to New Delhi, India, brother.

AJAY: There's great commercial traffic in India now.

The Brother Satan hailed from Algeria and were real nerdists of capitalism-geometry. They studied at Dartmouth-CalTech and considered their blood-diamond bank robberies and thefts in general a reflection of modern 'GI Joe' imagination regarding the control and flow of resources gauged in the terrorism-financial market. The Brothers Satan wrote an editorial joke in the New Yorker, anonymous, reading, "Is terrorism-financial market an oxymoron or paradox?"

The Brothers Satan hopped on a Tarom flight from JFK to Delhi and landed in the Indian capital to perform their dual bank-robbery both gold and diamonds belonging to a ruthless capitalism-baron (Goldfinger) dabbling in blood-diamond terrorism. The Brothers Satan would walk into the Federal Bank in Delhi costumed as theater performers and wielding toy rifle water guns.

AMLAN: Mr. manager, we want to deposit our diamonds in the safe-box neighboring Goldfinger's.

AJAY: Our water-gun rifle and costumes here today reflect our daily street-performances about toys.

AMLAN: We'll bring good media to your bank and link Goldfinger press to our circus-company!

Now, the Federal Bank in Delhi is no joke and requires a serious persuasion of the manager, Mr. Shah, in convincing him that the 'Brothers Satan Street-Circus Company' is a legitimate branch of the Goldfinger commercial empire. The bank doesn't want bad press regarding possible Interpol-tremors with Goldfinger's gems, already reputed to be blood-diamonds. The Brothers Satan have to balance theatricality with discretion with Mr. Shah.

MR. SHAH: The gold-revenue complemented with diamond-highways in India today create new forms of wealth markets.

The Brothers Satan didn't want trouble and persuaded Mr. Shah that they need only be escorted into the safe-box area immediately to deposit their own (fake!) diamonds for their new street-circus company treasure-chest. They'd want media linkage to Goldfinger's dominion over the Delhi taxi-company/system. They didn't want to bring undue attention with the other customers inside the busy bank's small teller room as they prepared for a post-deposit street performance (in the costumes they wore to the bank that day!).

Once inside the safe-box area of the Federal Bank in Delhi, the Brothers Satan revealed to Mr. Shah and the single escorting guardsman that their toy water-rifle gun was filled with corrosive acid! They intended to use the acid to burn through the front-panel of Goldfinger's safe-box and switch his blood-diamonds with the fakes they brought with them. They'd also take some of the gold coins from his other safe-box inside that bank. They'd leave the fake diamonds in his burnt-open safe-box for the Delhi Press to find to report, "The iconic Euro-baron with strange blood-diamond gossip has been linked to a bizarre media-theater stunt about some wealth-transplantation anti-terrorism conference call!"

GOLDFINGER: I don't know who these brothers-grim are, but I intend to transplant my lifted wealth for future terrorism!

The Brothers Satan got away that day after their wealth-heist of Goldfinger's safe-boxes in an Indian taxi which they stole just some time earlier and used to drive to the bank, parking some distance away enabling them to quickly hop back in and speed away looking like a cab-driver and paying customer-passenger.

The next month, the Indian ambassador did a special expose on Goldfinger's blood-diamond flow into the East!

AMLAN: We need some good Delhi street-food, brother.

AJAY: A toast to a successful diamond adventure, no?

Meanwhile, the gov't-office charged the gorgeous Indian police-officer Asha Seth with the tracking and interrogation of the Brothers Satan, of whom one had a secret distance crush on her!

DELHI PRESS: Have these 'Brothers Satan' done for Delhi diamond gossip what they achieved for baron-veils in Europe?

AMLAN: We need some more good Delhi food, brother.

AJAY: Indian food is excellent when paired with a half-clove cigarette.

DELHI GOV'T: We're complementing our gold-diamond reserves in India with future baron investment inquiry.

Policewomen Seth tracked the 'Brothers Satan' to the Delhi train station, recently refurbished and reinvented, and realized they'd looked like simple traveling brothers and not apparent celebrity ninja-thieves and had no choice but to let them pass as everyday/normal street-traveling Eastern passengers/tourists. However, before Ajay got on the train, he kissed her soft hand.