Boston (MA) Bank-Robbery: Thespian

A Story by Abishai100

Thespian (Amlan Satan) is a wily bank-robber and blood-diamond analyst who's staging a theatrical heist of a corrupt Boston baron's dune.

A very fun Boston blood-diamond heist inspired by the sociocultural and atmospheric modern film The Town (Ben Affleck). Enjoy (and thanks for reading!),

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Boston, Massachusetts (MA) is the home of the Bulls, Bears, and Bruins. It's also the home of Amlan Satan, an Algerian-American diamond-thief who's planning a heist of a corrupt capitalism-baron's 'blood-diamonds' (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism!) from a major Boston bank. Amlan Satan calls himself the Thespian, because he's going to stage a theatrical costumed-heist of the Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds in Boston (MA) this summer!

AMLAN SATAN ('Thespian'): This Boston blood-diamond heist will put some ice on Goldfinger's Boston dominion.

Satan (Amlan) has been an analyst of blood-diamond traffic and capitalism-terrorism financing in North America through work-study initiatives linked to Dartmouth-CalTech. He's been tracking the dynamics of Goldfinger's corrupted gems and knows he's storing them in a precious safe-box in the Boston National (bank). Satan/Thespian has planned out the theatrical robbery but first goes to see the Red Sox play the Yankees in Fenway Park in Boston (MA)!

GOLDFINGER: My 'gold-diamonds' are worth over $20 million, and the Boston National safe-box is a fine security!

Amlan Satan ('Thespian') hops onto the Boston metro on the day of the heist in a strange phantom-of-the-opera modernized theater-costume and mask and holding a duffel-bag containing a large toy water-rifle which is actually filled with corrosive acid.

AMLAN SATAN ('Thespian'): Bank-robbery is not uncommon in the Boston area, but my Goldfinger-heist will be ornate.

When Amlan Satan ('Thespian') walks into the nice Boston National (bank), he goes to the teller-services area to find the bank manager, wearing his outrageous theatrical costume-and-mask and holding his duffel-bag with the acid-rifle inside it. He explains to the manager he seeks to open an account in the bank and store his diamonds in the famous bank in a safe-box neighboring that of Goldfinger's and that he plans to perform a phantom-of-the-opera show about toy-guns for Goldfinger and hopes he might be able to take some photos under supervision by a guardsman of the baron's fabled 'gold-diamonds' (only few know that these gems are blood-diamonds) for his street-theater show for Goldfinger.

BANK MANAGER: Well, I must say you're a pretty outrageous new customer.

THESPIAN (Amlan Satan): I have my own (fake!) diamonds to store in the safe-box area today, good sir!

BANK MANAGER: Can we take a photo of you for our bank press?

THESPIAN: I'd not deny you that, good sir!

Once inside the safe-box area, Thespian (Amlan Satan) explains to the escorting/supervising bank guardsman that his toy water-rifle is actually filled with corrosive acid and that he's to burn through Goldfinger's safe-box and switch his 'blood-diamonds' with fakes he's brought with him for a media-expose about bank security flaws regarding capitalism-baron investment in North America potentially linked to blood-diamond turbulence. He tells the guardsman that he'll be explaining this 'media-operation' to Goldfinger himself, to explore the baron's sociopolitical connections to modern Interpol-exchanges regarding blood-diamond operations. The guardsman thinks/realizes Thespian (Amlan Satan) must be a secret/covert Interpol-agent sent to do some media-discus with Goldfinger's diamonds!

BANK GUARDSMAN: We're not sure if we want this sort of media weight regarding Goldfinger's reputation in this bank!

Thespian (Amlan Satan) walks out of the Boston National (bank) that summer afternoon with Goldfinger's blood-diamonds and sends an anonymous 'Evil Elf' cartoon stick-figure drawing to the BPD, Interpol, and Boston Herald, claiming, "Goldfinger and all barons in blood-diamond traffic in North America will have to account for new era urban vigilance regarding media-profiles of serious gem-divination."