Pirate-Sun: Blood-Diamonds!

A Story by Abishai100

Sparrow is a real-life modern pirate and seeks blood-diamond adventures in NY, but will life offer him a 'dogma' curveball?

Is there a real way to capture the fun and lore of the iconic Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny Depp) franchise? Here's a real earnest attempt. Thanks so much for reading (and God bless!),

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New York is no ordinary city in the USA.

It's the American place where the real-life modern-day pirate Amlan Satan (code-name: 'Sparrow') works as a blood-diamond infiltrator ninja. Blood diamonds are warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism. Satan (Amlan), descended from real old-world pirate such as Red-Beard, is working as a thief of blood-diamonds stored in NY banks by corrupting capitalism-barons like Goldfinger, who's storing black-gems and 'gold diamonds' in iconic banks in NY like Mellon Bank, and Satan (Amlan) is a 'GI Joe' seeking to subvert these baron-dominions by acting as a diamond-thief (and real-life modern pirate!).

SATAN (Amlan): I'm working as the real-life New York pirate named Sparrow, seeking Goldfinger's gems now.

Satan graduated from Dartmouth College (Ivy League) and then worked at CalTech studying capitalism diamond matrix markets involved with terrorism-financing in North America, a key to new era terrorism highways in civilization. He's a real nerd.

SATAN ('Sparrow'): I'm going to loot Goldfinger's 'gold-diamonds' (blood-diamonds') from the Mellon Bank in New York!

Amlan Satan is the world's best hope for 'GI Joe' daydreams about restoring diamond-market integrity.

Satan has robbed multiple banks all over the USA, mostly disguised as the master-thief known as 'Scarecrow' in US cities such as Detroit, Sacramento, Miami, Washington, and even Dallas. Satan/Scarecrow functions as a baron blood-diamond wealth subverter by taking these 'blood-diamonds' and restoring Interpol-relations with North American authorities like the Diamond Exchange Detective (DED). Scarecrow is a real pirate too, right?

Despite the various bank-robbery disguises/costumed employed by the wily Satan ('Sparrow'), he remains first-and-foremost a real-life modern-day American pirate. He was born in Algeria and moved to the USA with his widowed-mother and became a scholar of blood-diamond terrorism financing before becoming a self-proclaimed 'diamond-thief vigilante' with Interpol-relations, working to restore diamond-capitalism integrity.

Satan/Sparrow seeks to walk into the Mellon Bank (NY) with a toy clear rifle filled with corrosive acid.

SATAN/SPARROW: I like photos and models of ancient-sea pirate-ships, which remind me of my real heritage.

SATAN/SPARROW: Few people/friends know I collect ancient-sea pirate artworks.

Satan/Sparrow walks into the Mellon Bank costumed as a thespian with a circus-team performing street-shows about diamonds in North America and wielding his nifty see-through toy rifle (filled with hot-acid!).

BANK MANAGER: We didn't really anticipate such a theatrical fellow/pirate like 'Sparrow' walking into our bank.

Sparrow marched into the bank in costume and walked into the manager's office and requested a personal servicing session involving his deposit of (fake!) diamonds into the safe-box area of the vault-room of the NY Mellon Bank, which is an immaculate building really.

INTERPOL: If we don't curb blood-diamond traffic in North America and NY, diamond-merchants will go insane.

When Satan/Sparrow's escorted inside the vault-room with the safe-boxes containing the corrupt Baron Goldfinger's 'gold-diamonds' (blood-diamonds!), he reveals to the gentlemen that his toy transparent water-rifle is filled with corrosive acid. He reports that he's to switch Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds ('gold-diamonds') with the fakes he's brought with him for a media-stunt report about baron-wealth prestige, and later he's to return the stolen gems to Goldfinger whom he explains is aware of this media-stunt. Sparrow then tells the manager/guardsman that he's no choice but to spray the safe-box metal-panels with his 'acid-gun' if he's deterred from this American media-stunt designed to create real/cogent press-drama. When the bank manager asks him, "Why should we think you're on behalf of Interpol?" he retorts carefully and cogently, "You don't want to think you're part of an Interpol-dump!"

SPARROW: Now that I have Goldfinger's blood-diamonds, I'll be enjoying a fun Buccaneers-Raider (NFL) game!

SPORTS-WRITER: The Raiders-Buccaneers pre-Bowl game will be hallmark of modern pirate-sports.

SATAN: It's true; the Buccaneers-Raiders matchup in America is a premier sign of modern sports-dance.

Satan/Sparrow buys a vintage 1980s black Lamborghini with his exchanged Swiss blood-diamond assets!

GOLDFINGER: When we catch this real-modern pirate 'Sparrow' in America, we'll grab his diamond-maps.

No one can find Sparrow (Amlan Satan), who's managed to create real media stirs regarding Interpol-inquiries about Goldfinger's immersion in blood-diamond terrorism financing. Maybe he's in the Virgin Islands with his diamond bounty!

SATAN: I've purchased a black gem with some of my money and opened a tourist-bar in the Islands now.

The two super-celebrities Hanks/Cruise are busy working on a movie-adaptation of the pirate Sparrow and his blood-diamond exploits, but who's to play Sparrow...and Baron Goldfinger?