Jewel-Thief: Blood-Diamond [Copycat!]

Jewel-Thief: Blood-Diamond [Copycat!]

A Story by Abishai100
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An eccentric 'copycat-thief' stages a blood-diamond 'followup-heist' in LA to make a media statement about 'imaginarium' djinns.

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A very fun blood-diamond story inspired by Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Guy Ritchie). Enjoy, 
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A very nice bank in LA was robbed by the Red Hood Gang, a team of thieves who stole Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds (warlord-mines gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism!).



GOLDFINGER: Those diamonds were precious to me, and I'm very concerned now.



The Red Hood Gang was being hailed in the California Gazette as a modern-day Hole-in-the-Wall-Gang for upstaging blood-diamond dynamics in North America, and no one would be able to catch these fellas in masks, and Goldfinger was utterly confused.



A newcomer however arrived in LA to perform a copycat heist of the Red Hood Gang's blood-diamond heist of Goldfinger's terrorism-financing gems, and this 'copycat' named 'Burglar' rode in on the Metro into the bank area.



BURGLAR ('copycat-thief'): I like collecting artworks of mermaids, which remind me of the natural splendor of dollars!



Burglar, the 'copycat-thief' with unknown origins, had made statistical comparisons between blood-diamond highway inversion and game-theory of sports-set competition directions, realizing that copycat-heists might create blood-diamond matrix shaping regarding the complexity of capitalism-diagonals.



Burglar, the copycat-thief, walked into the very-same LA bank, also in mask/costume, and revealed to the bank manager his toy water-rifle, with see-through inner-working gears, was filled with corrosive acid.



BURGLAR: "As you can see, this see-through acid-filled inner-working gear toy gun is my bank-robbery symbol of diamonds."



After performing the daring copycat-heist, Burglar swapped these new Goldfinger gems for Swiss assets and then purchased shares in a Euro-toy company and marketed toy diamonds (fakes!) to youngsters online, showcasing the social value of capitalism-dawn.



BURGLAR: I might be the real-life rendition of Mirror-Man, a capitalism-depressor.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2021 Abishai100


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