Se7en Months: A Seton-Hall Crime-Decimal

A noir-vignette of an American campus crime-tale involving conspiracy, intrigue, dark matters, and brain surgery.

A crime-parody thriller set in New Jersey (USA) and very loosely-inspired by the damaging film Se7en (David Fincher). Last one (really), 

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Seton Hall University is where Amlan Satan works as a poly-sci professor, offering course-lectures on modern capitalism labyrinth complications like piracy and terrorism. He's been teaching there for the last 7 months, friends.

SETON HALL: We offer our modern students wide access to media/resources catering to great civilization doctorates!

The University's just hired a new brilliant-and-bright man of colors, and it's Amlan Satan, the new kid on the faculty, and he's a real eccentric, often showing up at courses/classrooms in outrageous Halloween costumes, claiming he's a modernism 'prophet' of capitalism complexity theory. However, rumors abound he's actually a co-captain of the secret underground world group known loosely as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (FIRA) which works to destabilize blood-diamond piracy stations in the UK with Interpol-relations.

DR. SATAN: I'm also the proud new assistant-coach of the Pirates men's ice-hockey team and love the game.

Suddenly, there's a horrid crime-news story on Seton Hall TV about a double-murder involving two homosexual professors who're living together in a very luxurious college-funded apartment on campus. The double-murder has everyone making gossip, since it's already rumored that the killed gay profs (males) were former Interpol analysts working through Net-portals in DC.

Dr. Satan is somehow implicated in a University 'fanzine' article about gossip linked to his involvement with FIRA/Interpol. However, Satan retorts with a editorial in the Seton Hall Flyer claiming he's only analyzing the deep complexity of capitalism labyrinths in the West and is therefore 'oblivious' to any new era concerns about terrorism/piracy actually 'going-on' in the real world. He's simply a 'nerdist' of capitalism medicine and denies any ties to underground intrigue himself. Satan further augments this editorial-claim in the Flyer with a characterization of the medical treatment of an apprehended super Cobra-terrorist in the UK, with details on how his inflamed toxoplasmosis-condition in the brain is approached by University medical-center surgeons with careful lancet-clippings of the poor man's brain muscle diagonal wires!

SETON HALL: We really 'doubt' any involvement of Satan with these blood-diamond conspiracies tied to the double-murder!

DR. SATAN: We'll be discussing in class this month the careful paradigm-presentations of anti-terrorism rhetoric in comics.

FLYER: We still assert the real possibility that Satan himself is the murderer responsible for the daylight campus killings!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)