Rain-X: Data-Fable

A Story by Abishai100

A parody-vignette of the media-age illuminating 'strange-bedfellows' of journalism/celebrity and the 'disclosure(s)' of political-machinery distances.

A parody of the media-age, inspired very loosely by Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Enjoy,

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The Western world was filled with the intrigue-drama of great socialized daydreams which made United States immigration a 'hallmark' of new-era 'faerie-tales' of the experience of traffic-storytelling/journalism/art.

The tech-info 'grid' facilitated by the emerged new-era capitalism 'society' raised the towers of Microsoft/NASDAQ which cast the tech-toy use of aesthetically 'ergonomic' commercial 'structuralism' as culturally wise in the United States. This facilitated the 'fashion' of social-media/Internet and made the American Dream all the more 'cyber' and diary-like!

Phoenix Wright is a Philadelphia attorney trying a new strange civil-case involving the 'capture' and 'exposure' of a team of infiltrating 'ninja-warriors' resembling the US-SEALs team and operating with Interpol-office(s) relations in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) and British Columbia (North America). This 'infiltration(s)-unit' known as 'Red-Mask' (RM) is an assembled 'invisible' force with GI Joe paramilitary commands and is revealed to be a seriously intriguing 'force' for globalism-defending espionage/infiltrations and is suddenly more interesting to American reporters/citizens than Oliver North himself. The American Dream and its storytelling has suddenly taken a more radically 'ninja' shape for immigrants learning about the 'New World' on TV.

RED-MASK (RM): We're ninjas and assemblers of the gem-piracy unit known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' and count ourselves no different than any other 'covert special-force(s)' team in Western history/folklore and don't wish to be cast (suddenly!) as journalism-poignant for this Philadelphia media-courtship case involving our interactions with storytellers for the casting of the 'American Dream' and its immigration-ramifications as capitalism-mandates.

The main counselor for the media of the United States citizenry trying this strange media-operation is Winona Smith, whose son happens to be a huge fan of Mortal Kombat video-games (a 'ninja-combat' cyber-cult phenomenon in the modern world!) and is therefore 'versed' in the 'street-language arts' of combat-intrigue fascination and storytelling relevant to the immigrant's view of the 'New World' (United States) as a lore-haven for valor-art(s).

WINONA SMITH (Philadelphia Counselor for Media): This 'cyber-image' will transcend the 'scandal' of Oliver North and offer the media-world a new 'doctorate' for the re-presentation of politics-intrigue and American 'warrior' casting for the redemption of the spirit of Western journalism regarding 'open-disclosures' of covert 'cinema' debates!

LEGAL TEAM (Media - Ms. Smith's aides): We'll make this 'ninja-celebration' the 'cure' to the Oliver North wound (US-IQ).

RED-MASK (RM): We're using a special artwork symbolizing 'Asian cuisine chopsticks-utensils' use as 'skill' IQ for ninja-nets.

PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER: The 'notion' that the aesthetic ergonomics of governance/warfare/intrigue design for commercial storytellers and toy-designers has no bearing on Western capitalism-lore is ludicrous; we want American youngsters to care about the quality of politics-warfare 'imagination' in the United States, which is why we take time to make 'epic-movies' about the Navy SEALs warriors!

MS. SMITH (Counselor-Media): Why can't Red-Mask expose their ninja-skills for American defense(s) as a disclosure of Western political-warfare 'skill' celebrations, if only for the express/limited purpose(s) of 'advanced' media-info era journalism catering to the immigration-favoring media-reporting of 'traffic' designers?

RED-MASK (Self-Assembled Counselor): As the lead-spokesman of my ninja-unit in this 'landmark' Philly-media case involving disclosures of ninja-operations/units for express/limited purpose(s) of immigration-appealing journalism and storytelling, I'm to admit that the vision of our unit is not sharing of 'skill' disclosure but the ideations of 'detective-work' democracy, which suggests the commercial 'verdict' of the age-of-media/celebrity is really an illumination of socialized distance(s)!

PHILADELPHIA RESIDENT (TV-Interview): These 'amazing' and incredible 'Red-Mask' ninjas working as a covert 'GI Joe' subforce seems to be 'hesitant' in celebrating their skill-excellence for American pride/lore because of simple humility but I think we need such 'fantastic' media-tales about valor-patriots 'paraded' to remind us that the scandals of Oliver North and Vietnam era(s) do not 'block-out' our visions of immigration-candy 'faerie-tales' for kids!

MS. SMITH (Counselor for Media): We remember the works of Arthur Conan Doyle who suggested in his writings about 'faeries' that the theosophy and metaphysics behind speculative social identification of 'fantastic' consciousness illuminates a 'detective' stance on the democratic/intellectual value of entreating 'basic curiosity' about 'extra-ordinary' skill.

RED-MASK (Self-Assembled Counselor): We've agreed to pit two or three of the female members of our covert ninja-unit from Northern Ireland in a series of pro-capitalism cyber-fanzine 'fashion-aesthetics' portraits representing our 'agreement' to celebrate underground military excellence in the 'beauty' of our team-members through the 'media/photojournalism lens' of magazine-culture immigration-favoring diaries.

STUDENT: I've made a sports-stadium replica with the Red-Mask 'ninjas' as kid-friendly play-action 'dolls' to offer a youth-view on this entire 'Oliver North trauma' cure chatter about 'ninja-force excellence' celebrations for adult-world (immigration) favoring 'faerie-tales' about human distances and discretion, which reminds me of the movie Angels in the Outfield!

PHILADELPHIA RESIDENT: I saw a 'Red-Mask' in WalMart the other day and realized I was cured of the 'Oliver North depression'.

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER: This is the era of celebrity and fantasy-games, and this 'Oliver North trauma' cure in media will remind us why our folk-tales about 'covert' patriots will create stronger daylight(s) for kids fascinated by the 'skill' of political-warfare photography!