Nanny-Robber: Dartmouth*

Narrated 'faerie-tale' of a theatrical pirate-performer in Europe with a piracy-gem vigilance 'deed' about real doctorate(s).

A globalism piracy 'parody-dramedy' inspired by the capitalism-IQ film Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio). Thanks so much for reading (and enjoy!), 

DISCLAIMER: I've no formal education in politics-IQ surrounding blood-diamond reports and present this work of cinematic fanfiction as a re-presentation of capitalism-diarism only (for public detention)! 

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I saw a symbolic and iconic Western/American (Hollywood-Cali) film about gem-piracy traffic from Sierra Leone and decided to travel to sectarian Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) to infiltrate a blood-diamond baron safe-box bank security for antipiracy media catering to poverty address in Parliament.

I took the underground Friends-of-Humanity alias 'Storm-Shadow' and walked into a Belfast bank with Baron Goldfinger's African blood-diamonds and performed a special media-theatric(s) stunt for report(s) of underground piracy infiltrations advocating open-journalism regarding destabilization of overground poverty-reform talks in UK Parliament!

BANK MANAGER: This 'fellow' insisted in his theater-street costume that he had 'toy-gems' for Goldfinger for a media-tale!

The 'vision(s)' of such antipiracy movement(s) favoring poverty-address in Euro-Parliament reflects our new-era comics-fantasy storyboards about vigilance/justice and 'super'-heroics and therefore moved me to create a special journal-imagery for the advocacy of economics-driven socialized drawing(s).

I'm a cog-sci professor at Dartmouth (New England) and therefore contemplate 'deeply'/'academically' about the quality of capitalism-IQ in modern Western civilization and after seeing the iconic/symbolic film about blood-diamonds decided to become a 'James Bond' of the intellectual media-report(s) landscapes.

So, folks, I walk into the Belfast bank (Northern Ireland) and hand the attending manager a little box of toy-gems and inform him (in my theater-costume) that I'd been delivering 'toys' to Euro-banks with Goldfinger-assets/gems for journalism tales about securities gossip surrounding investment(s) in banking activity that go 'neglected' because of apathy towards finance/capitalism distance(s).

The detective after me on this Euro-crusade is an American policewoman who noticed some strange blood-diamond operation(s) in Boston (New England) and chased me on Aer Lingus all the way to Northern Ireland, confident that she'd been tracking a 'real-life' Pink Panther 'pirate' and hoped she'd draw some important news-fables about vigilance in times of piracy-vigilantism.

BANK MANAGER: This 'fellow' seemed to want to create a 'random' street-media/theater message about Goldfinger-IQ.

I walk into the safe-box area of the vault-room of the Belfast bank and take iPhone imagery for my ensuing cyber-blog(s) about the intricate 'depth(s)' of Goldfinger-assurances in modern Euro-banking insurances with diamond-market securities, and I tell the people on the street outside the bank to take photos of the bank for a rumor about a underground heist with blood-diamonds about to be carried-out by an Interpol-vigilante team called Dartmouth.

POLICEWOMAN: This 'Robin Hood' journalism theatrical-artist in Belfast wants to make a 'truck' out of Goldfinger-IQ dowry!

GOLDFINGER: I've multiple 'agents' in Boston to root-out this 'vigilante' who wishes to make media-IQ out of gem-depression.

When I made my cyber-blog about the quality of poverty-address in Parliament (UK) destabilized by piracy-gem traffic, the policewoman on my trails comments, "Baron diamond investments/insurance are 'complemented' by citizenry-IQ and feedback regarding jewelry."

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)