EuroDisney: TawHeist*

A unit of 'Merry-Men' (Red-Mask) plan a diamond-showcase(s) infiltration at EuroDisney to foil the schemes of an evil doomsayer.

A fun EuroDisney heist-parody inspired very loosely by Point Break (Patrick Swayze). Enjoy, 

DISCLAIMER: I've no 'formal' ties to EuroDisney or its merchandise and cast this work of movie-fanfiction as merely a re-presentation of civilization diaries and any relation to actual news-stories is purely/simply coincidental/descriptive.

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The expensive gem-piracy film by Ed Zwick featured a stellar-tale of the 'dastardly-diabolical' intrigue and IQ surrounding sullies in the global diamond-market, and it drew in a baron-investor to EuroDisney, where he'd 'showcase' his Sierra Leone gems, claiming they'd been clean for audiences/fans.

RED-MASK: We're a wily circus-team of robbers/thieves with Interpol-office(s) relations staging a 'gem-heist' in EuroDisney!

BARON GOLDFINGER: I intend to use this EuroDisney 'platform' to create terrific diamond-sales ads for my global empire.

RED-MASK: Apparently, a 'cool' Western (Catholic?) celebrity will be at the EuroDisney store for the Goldfinger-showcase(s).

The Red-Mask trio of bandits with Interpol-office(s) relations are Amlan/Marcus/Raki, Algerians with biracial mixtures in background who've worked blood-diamond infiltrations works with the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (FIRA) to stop piracy-movement(s) in Northern Ireland. EuroDisney has become the newest 'crusade' for this intercession of Goldfinger's treasure-mind(s).

GOLDFINGER: We're staying at this incredible Euro(Disney) hotel for this vacation-trip and await the gem-showcase(s) media.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange(s) and makes terrorism woe!

AMLAN: We're marching into the EuroDisney merchandising-store this summer in costumes and wielding water-guns with acid.

MARCUS: Hopefully, Interpol-office(s) relations will 'cast' us as Robin Hoods of modernism distances.

RAKI: What's so fun about EuroDisney --- the 'purified' diamonds (now).

BARON GOLDFINGER: Whoever the 'hell' these guys happen to be, it's certain they've no place in my empire-media.

The celebrity they grab inside the EuroDisney store-showcase(s) of the Goldfinger-gems is none other than Isa Lark, an iconic star whose appearances in 'terrific' Western films including American Tattoo, Staging the Mare, and Incredible Dartmouth have made her a modern-day Mary Poppins.

GOLDFINGER: Take the damn diamonds, you rascals of hellmouth(s), but give me back my darling (Lark)!
RED-MASK: We're burning a hole into your glass-box with our acid-guns and swapping the hot-rocks with glass-animals.

GOLDFINGER: EuroDisney shall never ever again be the same 'playground' for blithe nursing, evil 'officers' of time!

RED-MASK: Sure.

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER: Who'd you perform this 'bedazzled' theater-heist for in Europe's Disney world?

RED-MASK: This time of Robin Hood IQ reflects our thoughts about global poverty for kids without access to theater.

ISA LARK: It seemed to me (no-doubt!) that this apparent 'media-staging' was connected to merchandising/insurance report.

AMLAN: Let's write a journalism-report about a blood-diamond mining 'expose' reflecting Earth-IQ about labor(s).

MARCUS: Certainly, Isa Lark (Goldfinger) has become a world-iconography for reporting diamonds.

RAKI: This may be a time of 'willful' faerie-tales, and EuroDisney may never feel 'daring' enough to host diamond-fatsos!

ISA LARK: There's something 'romantic' about the quality of Robin Hood faerie-tales in this new time of demo-markets, which is why I've started a new 'democratic' company (American toy-imaginarium) called Taw (a linguistic reference to the ideation(s) of 'purified' dowry-storypoppers).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)