Venger's Upper Deck: American-Beauty*A Story by Abishai100A brooding isolationist sorcerer (Venger) transforms his Ego and becomes a humanoid 'prince' with a mission to romanticize his capitalist eyes/journal.
An 'extra-credit' spin on the brooding cartoon sorcerer-avatar 'antihero' Venger (Dungeons & Dragons), inspired by My Life (Michael Keaton).
DISCLAIMER: This work of sociological traffic diorama/romanticism contains images/avatar-references with no specific/legal ties or connected views to Dungeons & Dragons, Upper-Deck baseball-cards, or Western civilization real-world events/history and is therefore cast as a personal diary-exercise in fantasy-fiction (for noncommercial journals only!). ---- ==== Venger, the lone sorcerer of Planet Venus, atop his 'dark horse' Nightmare, played chess against himself and started to spy on human civilization to create more competitive/applied thoughts for capitalism-society on Earth and decided to travel to Earth to disguised himself as a humanoid blood-diamond infiltrations-intelligence 'prince' named Amlan Satan for the 21st-Century Western-world flowery of commercial defenses in social-media/Selfie/entertainment culture (hmm). VENGER: I'll cross through the 'Stargate' dimensions portal to get to Earth-world and cast myself as a chess-prince of defense. Now, the funny thing about Venger, the Venusian (alien) sorcerer, was that he'd always considered himself as a brooding lone individual and only chatted with Nightmare, his dark horse, and never thought about the quality of expression regarding capitalist races and the applications of intelligence-thought for considerations of how meditation would be applied to 'social' problem-solving for a more 'emotive' sense of 'caring' sentient activity for others, not just intellectualism-IQ conversationalism for himself and Nightmare (aha). When he got to Earth-world through the Stargate, he learned of the 'immediate' dark challenges of capitalism super-vision and blood-diamond insurance corruption 'intrigue' stretching from Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) to British Columbia (North America), moving storytellers to talk about the commercial 'insanity' of the villainous underworld activity (e.g., 'rogue' terrorism finance). This erected dark-skies on Earth, and Venger decided to cast himself as a vigilante 'James Bond' emissary (wow). He thought about imagery of psyche-troubles and social-media cases of challenges of consumerism/media life itself. VENGER: As the Earth-prince Amlan Satan with blood-diamond chess-IQ, I can work with post-9/11 age capitalist-race form. As the disguised Earth-prince of blood-diamond insurance corruption super-vision now, with Interpol-relation, Venger was veiled as the 'James Bond' intelligence-man 'Amlan Satan' and championed the iconic/symbolic commercial market sports-media consumerism 'treasure' company Upper-Deck as the hallmark of Western-world (American!) ideations of the 'chess' of sportsmanship-driven globalism securities. Upper-Deck had after all toasted/boasted 'iconic' Series-sets reflective of both the 'underdog' spirit of competition/sports and sheer human race excellence in sports-capitalism branches (wow). VENGER ('Amlan Satan'): Upper-Deck is to the capitalism-chess race of Earth what (arguably) the Statue of Liberty is for immigration --- pure/Ego rhetoric for securities defenses rhetoric surrounding the Romanticism of commerce-driven traffic-life journalism/art (wow). AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I've met a gorgeous media-figure woman and she's making my cyber-chess club an Xmas laurel for a drive-in movie inter-religious 'project' in the United Kingdom (wow). As the blood-diamond intelligence-man Amlan Satan, Venger became a sort of 'James Bond' using media-stunt theatrics to expose gem-piracy traffic/smugglers insurance corruption in Europe and North America which inspired a 'cool' Mardi Gras social-media 'initiative' (New Orleans) catering to diamond-sales AD-hygiene advertisements in anticipation for a Super Bowl matchup between the Saints and the Patriots. INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange and makes terrorism woe. AMLAN SATAN: I'm thrilled you'd invest in our gem-insurance social-media campaign tied to Northern Ireland. MR. GAGS: Pleased to be part of this 'media-friendly' venture for diamond-integrity salesmanship, Mr. Satan (Amlan)! With the diamond-media in good place, Amlan Satan then cast his hooks into the Eastern women's saree-fashions industry and funded/endorsed a fashion-show in Bombay on behalf of the Porcellian cyber-chess society, which saw further investments from John Ford, Emilia Herring, and Bruce Wayne (wow). VENGER: Everything is going smoothly, and I'm 'falling' for this social-world activity for commercial life (hmm). Venger ('Amlan Satan') ended up marrying that media-figure woman he met and they had a son (Damian) who grew to become a fan of Madden-football video-game cyber-games/tourneys in the Super Bowl anticipation season and for whom Mr. Satan purchased a very nice Randal Cunningham team-transfer spirits (Eagles-Vikings) Super Bowl ambition symbolism card-treasure. DAMIAN: Wow, dad...you've become a 'cool' participant in youth-media/sports chats now (ha). SATAN: This is all 'quality' of the Ego (and good!). WIFE: I've invested in an Algerian fashion-project (social-media) catering to poverty-alleviation for Xmas (FaceTime-links). VENGER: The root-cause/secret of my success is the early-work trophy-triumph of the chess use of 'Upper-Deck' card treasures which paved the way to my current life of 'quiche-hospitality' symbols for capitalism lifestyle (consumerism-rhetoric). INTERVIEW: Do you think sports-cards can restore the faith lost during the invasion of the American Homeland? AMLAN SATAN: Sure; in fact, the post-9/11 age of commerce-restoration storytelling is all about sports-treasure fantasy (ha)! WIFE: I'm impressed with your 'adult' interest in media-age imagery concerning 'social prestige' of capitalism's edges. AMLAN SATAN (Venger): It's all about the use-values of magazines now, right --- and I feel like a 'commerce' family-man now! NIGHTMARE (Venger's Dark Horse on Venus): I wonder what that brooding-isolationist sorcerer enjoys on Earth with chess-IQ! DIARY: I wonder if Martians now spy on Earth-society for examinations of capitalism-chess securities for traffic-magic/IQ. WIFE: Wow, you got me these delicious Blue-Stone cufflinks for Xmas, Satan. AMLAN SATAN: Yeah...and I got Damian (our son!) an Upper-Deck (Royals) Series-set for Xmas Ego-superstition. So, Venger the Venusian alien of isolationism and brooding suddenly 'immersed' into the Earth-race and became a 'family-man' with a peculiar portrait of life-activity and intelligence-work retirement time enthusiasm for media-culture romance and taught his son the values of socialized distances intrigue and the 'magic' of engaged/conscious Crusades. THE END ==== "Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes) © 2022 Abishai100 |
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Added on December 13, 2022 Last Updated on December 13, 2022 Tags: Fable, Modern, Sports-Media AuthorAbishai100NJAboutStudent/Minister; Hobbies: Comic Books, Culinary Arts, Music; Religion: Catholic; Education: Dartmouth College more..Writing
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