Edges in Off-Zodiac

A happy-go-lucky Earth-man is contacted by a woman-being from another dimension for an inquiry of incomplete-arts for (special) Saturday physics.

Alien media, and capitalism iconography. Hope you like (Happy college-football Saturday all), 

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Mr. Amlan Satan was shocked when he was contacted by a femme-siren alien hiding in the underground levels of the Red Planet (Mars), Selfie-like.

ALIEN: I'm not just a Mars-woman, fool.

AMLAN: What's it?

ALIEN: I've been spying on your collection of capitalism-IQ treasures.

AMLAN: What's it?
ALIEN: Fortunes/sports culture and civilization vanities toys, Earth-man, yes?

AMLAN: I've many (ok).

ALIEN: Well, I also know of your collection of football cheerleader cards, fool.

AMLAN: What's it?
ALIEN: Your robot-war vehicles toys collections parallels these cards, no?

AMLAN: Sure (so...what?).

ALIEN: I make a dare for you to concoct a tale in which I'm your journalist.

AMLAN: A Martian woman is my journalist, now?

ALIEN: What's the fear?

AMLAN: Fair for fare, ok...but I'm to cast you as some anti-god, specter, or no?

ALIEN: A being, from another dimension, not for your consciousness, fool.

AMLAN: So, you're just drawn to my languages for capitalism fantasy, lady.

ALIEN: What's it?

AMLAN: Selfie-like (dark/good secret)...I'll do it (farewell).

Sure, Mr. Amlan Satan really was a prince of collections and vanities for good 'examination' in the 21st-Century of arts for lifestyle/media/sportsmanship, and it's why the 'being' from another dimension, a femme-specter hiding in Mars (but was she Martian?) wanted to measure Amlan's metaphysics-image for controls in war/peace symbolism, imprints for college-football imagery on special Saturday TV moments for Americans/viewers of all ages (for the Ego).

Amlan furiously jotted (secret) notes in his journal and showed his wife who was horrified. She urged him to keep his predilection for secrecy the ultimate Earthling agenda (now!). Well, he didn't know what to make of this fascination with college-football Saturday-TV culture for Earthling/American vanities that drew the mystery-alien 'lady' to inquire of his work/propaganda (for leviathan/uncertainty). What did she want? Was she really an anti-god or being-woman from another dimension...too absolutist for a Western (American Homeland) Earthling like the affable Mr. Amlan Satan to (simply) deny (for fiction)?

WIFE: You're so paranoid!

AMLAN: I'm not lying...but I'll make it a time-capsule secret-tale for future-IQ!

WIFE: Good (Selfie-like).

AMLAN: I only fear the worst for Earthling 'troubles' of the heart (e.g., 9/11).

WIFE: Good (Selfie-like).

AMLAN: Me thinks that Martian lady made mark of me as some vanities-prince.

WIFE: Good (Selfie-like).

AMLAN: Perchance all's we need for hostels is Saturday college-TV (football).

WIFE: Good (Selfie-like).

AMLAN: Thanx, wife (for Hell).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)