Computer-Mouse: Wooden-Men/Student-Divisions

Narrated claim of American Homeland (college) football rivalry-magic making for stories of jitters.

A (college) sports culture vignette, loosely drawn from the football competition/magazine association inventiveness concepts/themes from the controversy and TV-culture intelligence American film The Program (James Caan). 

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"Let me tell you of how I learned of the varied shapes of wood-cut like sportsmanship culture image for Western (American Homeland) social media handshakes, while cheering on a very-special micro-rivalry threat for college football cleats as a Homeland-Jersey immigrant/citizen Catholic of my Selfie-age of sports superstition tales (for the Ego)."

"Well, I thought about the construction of special shapes of American Homeland magazine intelligence for sportsmanship indexes and fantasy cheers as I considered myself my own Selfie-age 'wood-boy' of toy-chests and games-fun, a sort of Pinocchio of jam (for leviathan/uncertainty)."

READER: This wood-men image for sports/college football is hyperbole?
ME: Well, consider my micro-rivalry theater words (Irish-Penn)!

READER: Yes, Notre Dame and Penn State boasted that coach-rivalry.

ME: Lou Holtz versus Joe Paterno --- a net-age synthetic for superstition!

READER: Fair for fare (American Homeland fantasy-jury).

"So, I went ahead with my cyber-representation of the avatars and fantasy-star players of college football and games and video-game representations for home-entertainment and sports-fanfare in the West (American Homeland) and thought about how that iconic Irish-Penn micro-rivalry cast special diadems of Earthling chase for the Ego. Many wondered if this Irish-Penn rivalry for college class cast me as the wood-boy of (American) shirts."

GIRLFRIEND: I prefer Paterno's Lions, babe.

ME: I think I go Irish sometimes when I think of NBC flowery, darling.

GIRLFRIEND: As a magazine girl grown into the world of image, I like Penn.

ME: Yeah, Philly's got that Rocky-beat (sure).

GIRLFRIEND: The Irish never quit (ha).

ME: Facebook-like.

"So, armed with a special BBQ-lighter for one Saturday in Autumn, that special-day when college-athletics (American football!) becomes storyteller-inspiration for fans/critics alike, I prepped that Irish-Penn rivalry game view with some veal and french-fries made on the grill and thought (deeply-now) how my girlfriend may've inspired me to create some cool lake tale about student athletes finding Earth's surf for my Selfie-age (for leviathan/uncertainty)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)