"C**t"omer Service Part 5

"C**t"omer Service Part 5

A Story by AlexValkyrie
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In this story assume that "Item A" is something like a hot fudge sundae. The reality is that the two are not incredibly similar.

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"Hello welcome to ______________, How may I help you"
"Hey we would like a small 'Item A'."
"I can make you 'Item A' sir but it only comes in once size."

Without hesitation the customer asked "What size is that?" and I was immediately frozen. Totally unable to answer. Size can only be described if there are two or more objects of differing volumes in question. But there was one object.
I should have just told the guy that we had three sizes and made up a bullshit price. Instead I just stood there and he asked if something was wrong.
"No sir. I'm just confused. I'll make 'Item A' for you now." I went to the back to make it and he left with his family.
WHY THE F**K CAN'T YOU TAKE MY F*****G WORD FOR SOMETHING. STUPID F*****G CUSTOMERS. ITS MY JOB FOR A F*****G REASON. NOT YOUR JOB. MINE. I KNOW HOW TO DO IT. TAKE MY F*****G WORD FOR IT YOU STUPID F*****G WORTHLESS DICK-TART!!!

© 2016 AlexValkyrie


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Added on February 8, 2016
Last Updated on February 8, 2016
Tags: Customers, assholes, idiots, work, business

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AlexValkyrie
AlexValkyrie

Joshua Tree, CA



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