Hairy "Mary"

Some things do not want to be cut down...

When I was a beautician,

Mary`s  bikini wax went wrong,

the hair did not come out,

it was simply,far too long,

I hacked it down with scissors,

it was just not meant to be...

I could not get it short enough,

Enough, so that I could see,

"Im so sorry" I declared,

"This procedure I cannot do"

"Your pubic hair is far too long

and you`ve blunt my scissors too"

Author's Note

Sorry Mary :)

Reviews

[JR Darewood]

That almost sounded like it really happened.
I suddenly have no desire to ever be a beautician :)
thanks for the laugh!

[Amy Azra Dean]

Maybe..... :) glad you enjoyed it!!! thanks for taking the time to review, thanks!

[Strawberry]

Haha, lol - oh dear :o Very funny poem - nice work.

[Marie]

Well poor Mary. Not only long hair but strong hair...

[Amy Azra Dean]

Yes indeed! ha ...once cut she loses her strength like Samson (and Delilah) :)

[Emily Feret]

always good for a laugh! haha

[Amy Azra Dean]

Thankyou!!! :)

[Eddie Phillips]

This cracked me up! It is so funny and visual. I feel sorry for Mary. LOL I read this twice because it made me laugh so much. Thanks for sharing.

[Amy Azra Dean]

Haha yes its hard being a woman- thanks for the review!

[Rita L. Sev]

Amy, this really did make me laugh out loud! Weird little "slices of life" (real or imagined) are my favorite things to read (and write) about. Thank you for sharing!

[Amy Azra Dean]

Thankyou very much Rita, I love to write them for people to enjoy- My work is done if it makes you laugh :)

[Shannen Forrester]

Brilliant little poem, made me smile :)

[Amy Azra Dean]

Aww thankyou so much! :)

[Dr. Wood ?]

it would be sad if it wasn't so funny

[Amy Azra Dean]

Glad you liked it and thanks for reading :)

[Holly Mason]

well it definatelly insights a giggle....hahahhaha
a hair dressers night mare i would imagine
thank you for sharing

[Amy Azra Dean]

haha thanks for your feedback Im glad it made you giggle :)