Spiders

Spiders

A Chapter by Ana Papaya
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Squishy, squashy
spiders in my belly
I don't know why I ate the beasts
they're not my usual sort of treats
I swatted at them with my paws
next thing I know they're in my jaws!
squishy, squashy
spiders

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© 2020 Ana Papaya


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Ana Papaya
Inspired by my dog, Eddie

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they get everywhere dont they... well almost.. neva had one in me catalytic converter yet .. but hey, you try living in an old thatched cottage and bingo .. its either us or them .. as fast as i can shovel them outa one of the bedroom windows and into the moat ... one of em knocks on the back door and when we go to answer, a whole bunch of em sneaks in via me portcullis ....

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Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

I feel the tickles just thinking about it :)
Neville

1 Month Ago


its when you feel the pulse in their wrists on ya neck that I'm not keen on..



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I know you said it was inspired by your dog oh, but it's so much more fun to imagine it was you. Like, "I ate a bunch of spiders, why did I do that? But what about it?" I've definitely had some, "squishy squashy" on things I regretted eating. Frankly, it moves me to poetry of my own, something like "why did I eat all of these spiders?" If I write that I promise I will credit you.

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Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

I ate fish eyes in Hawaii. I don't know why I ate those eyes. It was some off the beaten path place.. read more
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Funny I should be reading this as my youngest pooch is trying to catch a moth that is flying around the living room :))

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Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

They are so so cute when they do that. :)
Sounds like the complaint of my cats. They'll eat anything, and I'm sure spiders would not be safe around them. Not sure mine would have such regrets; would probably want to know when lunch is served.

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Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

They're such cute little creatures. :)
Thanks JtB. Hope you're doing well out there.

they get everywhere dont they... well almost.. neva had one in me catalytic converter yet .. but hey, you try living in an old thatched cottage and bingo .. its either us or them .. as fast as i can shovel them outa one of the bedroom windows and into the moat ... one of em knocks on the back door and when we go to answer, a whole bunch of em sneaks in via me portcullis ....

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

I feel the tickles just thinking about it :)
Neville

1 Month Ago


its when you feel the pulse in their wrists on ya neck that I'm not keen on..
Your fun poems are always a blast! Great for a smile. My cat loves to eat house flies... I'm glad he does, but i'll pass.

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Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

Cute :) I know an old woman who swallowed a fly.
(But I don't know why she swallowed that fly.. read more
I just knew a dog was going to be part of this story. I hope Eddie didn:t suffer too much Ana :)

Chris

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

Thanks :) he seems just fine
i hope Eddie doesn't have webs inside his stomach...

they can caught in his kidneys...

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Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

He's fascinated with the water spiders that sometimes sunbathe on the dock at our cottage. I think.. read more
Any creature that has eight-legged feets
Having an Eddie to use them for eats
To have life extended
Has to give up its web
Or go buy a huge bag of dog treats


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Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

This dog doesn't lack for treats. He's quite spoiled. :)
If I'm buying steaks for dinner I .. read more
Omg gross.
Never ever do this again. Never.
Dear sweet mother of mercy...
HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?
And then WRITE about it?!
Ok fine. It was really really good.
But still gross.
You're gross.

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Ana Papaya

1 Month Ago

It's fun watching him catch bugs. :)
Not much good at hunting rabbits though. He never seems.. read more
Dripping Chocolate Madness

1 Month Ago

Rabbits are acceptable.
Anything small and furry is fair game, and usually delicious.
.. read more

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